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    Why can't Gordan Hayward be Chandler Parsons?

    Is sometime's what I think when I watch Parsons play. But then you looks at the stats:

    Hayward beats Parson's in points, FG%, and blocks while playing about 10 mintues LESS than him.


    The point is sometimes the grass looks greener on the other side....if it looks that green its probably turf.

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    Parsons has always been a better shooter (that's by memory, not fact-finding).
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    what? Hayward is better than Parsons. dont need stats to tell me that.

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    stale-mate .. fact.
    Fortune and glory, kid. Fortune and glory.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HeavenHarris View Post
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    what? Hayward is better than Parsons. dont need stats to tell me that.
    I agree but they are fairly close. I think it comes down to Hayward being a lottery pick and Parson's was a second rounder.

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    Parson's higher shooting percentage is attributed to that severe, untreatable case of acne he has. No one wants to get near him in the event one of them 'splodes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jazz4ever View Post
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    Parson's higher shooting percentage is attributed to that severe, untreatable case of acne he has. No one wants to get near him in the event one of them 'splodes.
    Done. I hereby wish a case of bad acne upon Gordon Hayward. Excellent thought, J4e.
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    Because Gordan was born something else.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jazz4ever View Post
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    Parson's higher shooting percentage is attributed to that severe, untreatable case of acne he has. No one wants to get near him in the event one of them 'splodes.

    Yes, and Hayward has the skin of a 2 month old baby's bum.

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    ...but parson's doesnt have a higher shooting percentage...

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    I'll bet $40 that Hayward has a 10x better career than Parsons.
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    Quote Originally Posted by UGLI baby View Post
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    I'll bet $40 that Hayward has a 10x better career than Parsons.
    i accept

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    Quote Originally Posted by UGLI baby View Post
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    I'll bet $40 that Hayward has a 10x better career than Parsons.
    Ill take that bet
    That means Hayward has to average 10x the stats Parsons does.
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    Hack and Chris L, send me the $40 for safe keepings, then we will decide after both careers are over who the winner is.

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