Our Lord and Savior...
... Barack Obama??
Some of the better ones.
#IfObamaWasJesus , he would have pointed to the Earth and yelled to God - "You didn't build that!".
#IfObamaWasJesus He wouldn't have raised Lazarus from the dead because he could have voted anyway.
#IfObamaWasJesus Judas would have been forced to re-distribute that silver to the other apostles.
#IfObamaWasJesus He'd proclaim his riding a donkey into town as a green energy solution.
#IfObamaWasJesus he would have gone into the desert for forty rounds of golf.
#IfObamaWasJesus The first time Peter denied him he would have called him racist.
#IfObamaWasJesus The Last Supper would have been paid for with an EBT card.
11-28-2012 08:42 AM
Fortune and glory, kid. Fortune and glory.
Good thing I never listened to hollywood on anything important. I use them to waste a couple hours at the cinema and that's it.