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    Quote Originally Posted by HeavenHarris View Post
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    Follow-up question ... For $300 a day, would you rather be the man who pees?
    Same restrictions would apply (but obviously in reverse). This means that whoever you pee on you are bound to. If they travel, you travel. You will have to live in their city (or at least a sensible commute). You will have to wake up early for your alarm clock function It will be you to picks up the new mattress the day before and disposes of the soiled one. Roughly an hour or work a day for $300. Is this preferable to being peed on given the mobility restrictions?
    Please consider this follow-up question if you would decline to be pee'd on.

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    **** no! I have a deviated septum. I sleep with my mouth open.

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    No, you idiot.
    Fortune and glory, kid. Fortune and glory.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PKM View Post
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    No, you idiot.
    No to just being pee'd on or No to also being the pee'r?
    Maybe I am an idiot bro but $100k+ is a lot of money to a lot of people, especially for so little time of 'work'... we're not all hot shot general forum presidents ya know. I think a lot of people would do this for a long time.

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    2 questions...

    1. What happens if I wake up before being pee'd on? Do I skip that day?
    2. Is the money tax free?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scat View Post
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    2 questions...

    1. What happens if I wake up before being pee'd on? Do I skip that day?
    2. Is the money tax free?
    1. If you wake up a few moments before your alarm was to go off you must lay there until the first drop of piss hits you. You can have a conversation with the man who pees if you like. Or simply maintain the world's most awkward eye-contact.
    2. 100% tax free. No paper trail whatsoever. Straight cash homey.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scat View Post
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    2 questions...

    1. What happens if I wake up before being pee'd on? Do I skip that day?
    2. Is the money tax free?
    That's hilarious! LOL

    I'm in for $100 ... but for $75 I'm out, dude.
    Fortune and glory, kid. Fortune and glory.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HeavenHarris View Post
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    1. If you wake up a few moments before your alarm was to go off you must lay there until the first drop of piss hits you. You can have a conversation with the man who pees if you like. Or simply maintain the world's most awkward eye-contact.
    2. 100% tax free. No paper trail whatsoever. Straight cash homey.
    To answer your original post, not only no but HELL NO! What is wrong with you?

    Wait, I have another question.

    Can I choose the pee'er if I take $50 less per day? Waking up to Kate Beckinsale pee'ing on me seems slightly less creepy.

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    Another condition:

    The person peeing on you is dal.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scat View Post
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    Can I choose the pee'er if I take $50 less per day? Waking up to Kate Beckinsale pee'ing on me seems slightly less creepy.
    Isn't this the sort of stuff you'd have to pay for, not the other way around?

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