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    Quote Originally Posted by SaltyDawg View Post
    If some billionaire wanted to pay us $600 a day, tax free, 7 days a week, for me to piss on my wife, sign me up. Pretty sure the wife would disagree, but I'm down, lol.
    You've said that twice now .. you hate ur wife, bro?
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    If the pee'r was Swoop, salty would do it for free.

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    I do NOT want to know how salty got his name. It's like this thread on steroids, I bet.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cyrone Torbin View Post
    Me: "Hey, you want to have sex again"

    Chick: "No, last time I was woken up by some dude pissing on us"
    Isn't that a solution not a problem?


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    Quote Originally Posted by PKM View Post
    You've said that twice now .. you hate ur wife, bro?
    No, not at all. But I'd still piss on her for a combined $600 per day, lol.

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    The fact that this thread made it past page 1 shakes my faith in humanity.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bronco70 View Post
    The fact that this thread made it past page 1 shakes my faith in humanity.
    Too bad it took this thread, considering ...
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    I'd do it.... like someone else said 300 for about 2 seconds of disgust is a pretty good deal.... Hell i hate going work and i do it for 12 hours a day and dont make 300 bucks.

    Also to comment on hack saying he wouldn't cut off a pinky finger for 50 million..... you crazy, i take that deal so fast... and i will even chop it off myself with not drugs involved... shoot right now i have a bone chip in one of pinkies from a fight in my youth that is painful and swollen all the time. I dont need that pinky at all.
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    Quote Originally Posted by fishonjazz View Post
    I'd do it.... like someone else said 300 for about 2 seconds of disgust is a pretty good deal.... Hell i hate going work and i do it for 12 hours a day and dont make 300 bucks.

    Also to comment on hack saying he wouldn't cut off a pinky finger for 50 million..... you crazy, i take that deal so fast... and i will even chop it off myself with not drugs involved... shoot right now i have a bone chip in one of pinkies from a fight in my youth that is painful and swollen all the time. I dont need that pinky at all.
    You crazy. (and THIS!)
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    Quote Originally Posted by SaltyDawg View Post
    No, not at all. But I'd still piss on her for a combined $600 per day, lol.
    I think most of us would piss on your wife for a lot, lot less.

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    I would chop my pinky off for 20k. like right now. 100% serious if anyone has money and wants to see it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JimLes View Post
    I think most of us would piss on your wife for a lot, lot less.
    Trust me, if you pissed on my wife all the money in the world wouldn't make it worth it to you after I got done with you.

    If I did it, that's okay (she'd probably kill me, actually). If you did it, better run like McAfee.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SaltyDawg View Post
    Trust me, if you pissed on my wife all the money in the world wouldn't make it worth it to you after I got done with you.

    Me, that's okay. You, better run like McAfee.
    Good answer.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SaltyDawg View Post
    Hilarious!

    I'd obviously rather be the guy peeing. And the recipient could be my wife, lol. I'd let it go on forever. Not sure the wife would go for it though.
    lol...interesting fetish bro.
    ...but as the pee'er, you can't choose the pee'ee. you are basically a contractor for the mystery man billionaire. he give you cash you piss where/when he tells you. so it probably wouldn't be ur wife. you still down salty bro?

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    Quote Originally Posted by PKM View Post
    I do NOT want to know how salty got his name. It's like this thread on steroids, I bet.
    for the record i would be interested in how salty got his name.

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