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    Noah's Ghetto Ark has to be my favorite story Dec. 21 story so far:


    https://designtaxi.com/news/354578/I...-Of-The-World/

    Fearing the Mayan prophecy—which predicts the ‘end of the world’ on 21 December 2012—a Chinese man by the name of Lu Zhenghai decided to build his own ‘Noah’s Ark’ to survive the ‘Apocalypse’.

    According to Daily Mail, Lu spent his entire life savings of 100,000 to build the ark.

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    As long as everyone is dying with me I'm fine with it.

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    This one is good too:

    https://www.thestandard.com.hk/news_...132&con_type=1

    December 21 marks the end of an era in the Mayan calendar and if, as some people warn, it coincides with doomsday, then at least one Hong Kong man will have no regrets.

    The 40-year-old man, who once worked in information technology and used to be caring to his family and prudent with his spending, sold his flat and possessions six months ago and spent all the money in having a whale of a time, his psychologist said.

    "He quit his job, sold his flat and traveled everywhere, eating at high-end restaurants and living in hotel rooms in anticipation of December 21," Ng Siu-sun said.

    The man used up all the credit in his bank cards and even borrowed money. Unable to change the man's mind, his deeply worried family sought Ng's help.

    "If doomsday doesn't arrive, his accumulated debts will definitely become a nightmare," Ng said.
    I would imagine he is far from the only one that did similar things. I bet there will be a spike in suicides on Friday.

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    I guess I don't have to buy any Christmas presents this year. Hopefully your birthday isn't this weekend. That would suck doubly bad.
    My daughter's B-Day is Saturday...
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    Can we change the thread title to Countdown to 13.0.0.0.0 in the name of religious sensitivity?
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    Is everyone ready for Xibalbe be (road to the underworld) to open & the magnetic pole reversal causing a neutral environment that allows matter and anti-matter to coexist & fight things out?


    Put some respeck in my paycheck

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    Boo!

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    So how does this work in different time zones? Is part of the world already gone?
    a blast from the past ... - - - - and a glimpse into the future...
    for dutch...

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    I tried to have sex with my wife this morning just in case it's the last time. She said don't be stupid. I ended up just rubbing one out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scat View Post
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    I tried to have sex with my wife this morning just in case it's the last time. She said don't be stupid. I ended up just rubbing one out.

    Thats sucks man. Your wife doesnt even like you. Maybe she is getting hers from someone else while you are gone.

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