But there's a new book out, by Babble B. Porcus no less, entitled "None Dare Call it Duplicity".
Just when I thought the world had already invented every possible conspiracy theory, and we could finally close down the Ministry of Truth for good. . . . here's another one.
Trout and Pearl are a very dysfunctional family.
I'll check the divorce court schedule to see if there's any evidence of a real breakup.
But maybe I just miss Charlotte, and/or Farmer Hogget. It's been a long time, and I miss them both.