So, I usually never get sick. In fact, I don't think I've had a cold in 10 years. Right now, I feel like death. I've had a temp of 101.5 for two days, I've got chills, sweating like Corbin in a suit, eyes and ears and head hurts. If feels like I have so much mucus in my longues that I could vomit swamp thing, my body aches and my back feels like I had standup shower sex with RoseAnne last night, my nose is leaking and I have no energy to go anywhere. Plus, I'm strap for cash so I can't go to the doc. Plus, my ex is pissed at me cause I told her I couldn't take my son tonight. Wtf?!?
Any amazing remedies? Anyone wanna take care of me?
I wrote all this on my phone with 1 eye closed so it there are grammatical errors, go beat yourself.