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    Do you know what I want out of life bro

    I want to grow a pickle in vitro. Then I want to grow a ****** and name it george. And then I want to attach george to a pron star that is just about to get introduced to the 70 year old pron version of a Danny Devito-Ron Perlman hybrid, which I've also synthesized of course.

    And then I name the offspring god.

    And then I eat my pickle.


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    Quote Originally Posted by franklin View Post
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    Do you know what I want out of life bro

    I want to grow a pickle in vitro. Then I want to grow a ****** and name it george. And then I want to attach george to a pron star that is just about to get introduced to the 70 year old pron version of a Danny Devito-Ron Perlman hybrid, which I've also synthesized of course.

    And then I name the offspring god.

    And then I eat my pickle.
    Will you slice the pickle before you eat it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by George View Post
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    Will you slice the pickle before you eat it?

    George sir as you well know I am Mayan and as such have a healthy tradition of genital blood letting. This pickle however will receive no such slicings outside the traditional prince albert and undersized fake silver ring. Cool?


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    Quote Originally Posted by franklin View Post
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    George sir as you well know I am Mayan and as such have a healthy tradition of genital blood letting. This pickle however will receive no such slicings outside the traditional prince albert and undersized fake silver ring. Cool?
    i Think i would bE Cool witH it, but by uNdersized how undersized are we talking? Like size 9 ? no compreNdE

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    What lead you to become a Jazz fan Mr George?
    Make jazzfanz UGLI Again

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    Quote Originally Posted by UGLI baby View Post
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    What lead you to become a Jazz fan Mr George?
    Our Lord Jesus Christ, Mr. Baby.

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    So you ARE a Saint then Mr George?
    Make jazzfanz UGLI Again

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    Quote Originally Posted by George View Post
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    i Think i would bE Cool witH it, but by uNdersized how undersized are we talking? Like size 9 ? no compreNdE
    Let's go 20 gauge just for you


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    Quote Originally Posted by franklin View Post
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    Let's go 20 gauge just for you
    I'll need 3000 bullets, Mr. Franklin

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    Quote Originally Posted by UGLI baby View Post
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    So you ARE a Saint then Mr George?
    Some would refer to me as a priest; but alas, my love or alcohol (particularly whiskey) tarnishes my sainthood.

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