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    Ugly, now remember... the key to BINGO is to get 5 in a row, unless of course, there is some other predetermined pattern. If you follow that rule, you're guaranteed to win.

    Master Yoda...out!

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    Quote Originally Posted by jazz_fanatic View Post
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    Ugly, now remember... the key to BINGO is to get 5 in a row, unless of course, there is some other predetermined pattern. If you follow that rule, you're guaranteed to win.

    Master Yoda...out!
    I know how to play Bingo. I'm not an idiot. This whole thing was just a ruse but I didn't expect to get belittled like this.

    One time I won a Bingo game on the fun bus to Wendover and claimed the $1 prize! The Woman conducting the game handed over the crispy dollar bill and said to me, "You're a real natural."

    Then she asked if I was mixing booze in my Sprite she provided me and I said, "NO."

    But the lie detector test determined that THAT was a Lie! /MauryPovich

    Have you ever done scratch off tickets j_f? Those are actually pretty hard at first.
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    Quote Originally Posted by UGLI baby View Post
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    I know how to play Bingo. I'm not an idiot. This whole thing was just a ruse but I didn't expect to get belittled like this.

    One time I won a Bingo game on the fun bus to Wendover and claimed the $1 prize! The Woman conducting the game handed over the crispy dollar bill and said to me, "You're a real natural."

    Then she asked if I was mixing booze in my Sprite she provided me and I said, "NO."

    But the lie detector test determined that THAT was a Lie! /MauryPovich

    Have you ever done scratch off tickets j_f? Those are actually pretty hard at first.
    Try using a nickel. A penny works ok, too. Try not using coins with ridges if you can help it (i.e. dimes and quarters).
    Fortune and glory, kid. Fortune and glory.

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    I almost won a candy cane on the fun bus once.. I was so close, but the other Asian on the bus took it from me.

    No, I have never scratched a ticket, but I am intrigued.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jazz_fanatic View Post
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    I almost won a candy cane on the fun bus once.. I was so close, but the other Asian on the bus took it from me.

    No, I have never scratched a ticket, but I am intrigued.
    Want to come over to my forum? I made you something.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PKM View Post
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    Try using a nickel. A penny works ok, too. Try not using coins with ridges if you can help it (i.e. dimes and quarters).
    Ya right do you even like fun enough to do scratchies?
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    Quote Originally Posted by UGLI baby View Post
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    Ya right do you even like fun enough to do scratchies?
    You know I do, uggs.
    Fortune and glory, kid. Fortune and glory.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PKM View Post
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    You know I do, uggs.
    Noted.

    Scratchies coming to a Tuesday near you.
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    Do scratchies cure crabs?
    Fortune and glory, kid. Fortune and glory.

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