** Alec Burks unOFFICIAL New Nickname **

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  1. franklin

    franklin Well-Known Member

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    The Two Minute Bandit or Alec TreyBurks. J/K The suggestion box is open. We only have one shot at this, so don't mess it up with some Wet Bandit jackpotting around.


    Here's my submission:

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    The name is Burks, Alec Burks.

    So unoriginal yet so smooth. He'll shoot your £¥£ out & will shake a pillow fort up around your chick, not between.
     
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  2. dalamon

    dalamon Well-Known Member

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    He reminds me of that one dude from the pistons, was it the Microwave?? Maybe we can work from that.
     
  3. CitizenofCapua

    CitizenofCapua Well-Known Member

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    I`ll go with the "Starkiller". Cause if you don`t give him the minutes he needs he`ll challenge to his coach and mentor without a second though. Be aware of the danger Corbin, unleash the force before it`s too late!

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  4. jazzfan1971

    jazzfan1971 Active Member

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    Claude Rains.
     
  5. Jazz Spazz

    Jazz Spazz Inconceivable Staff Member

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    To take something from teenage girls and apply it to jazzfanz:

     
  6. Gas

    Gas Well-Known Member

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    £¥€ am going to go with Alec Burps
     
  7. UGLI baby

    UGLI baby Well-Known Member

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    The Two MinuteMan.

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    Insert Burks head on that guy pls^
     
  8. dalamon

    dalamon Well-Known Member

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    I think we can do better than the Two minute Man. But FWIW:

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  9. candrew

    candrew Well-Known Member

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    [video=youtube;ONuzEqvV9mw]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONuzEqvV9mw[/video]
     
  10. UGLI baby

    UGLI baby Well-Known Member

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    It's certainly not on the level of The Wet Bandit, or even Mobi-Wan for that matter, but a solid nickname nonetheless.
     
  11. bordelais7

    bordelais7 Contributor

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    "That Guy That Used To Play For The Jazz"
     
  12. Siro

    Siro Mrs. Featherbottom Contributor

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    Fixed.
     
  13. Dr. Jones

    Dr. Jones In pursuit of #9 Contributor

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    How about Waldo?
     
  14. chawx

    chawx Active Member

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    Alec "Buffalo" Burks — Obviously because that's who he played for in college (Colorado) and it also happens to be the last team he'll get a chance to play for.
     
  15. Gas

    Gas Well-Known Member

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    I like this one.

    Except drop the nothing before it

    And add chocolate

    Chocolate Waldo
     
  16. jumpin bean

    jumpin bean Active Member

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    how about 120 sloppy seconds Burks.
     
  17. CitizenofCapua

    CitizenofCapua Well-Known Member

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    How about this one its sounds more proper than 2 Minutes Man or whatever after Hornets game;


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    "Timeless" Burks
     
  18. JAG

    JAG Member

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    Must spread rep around. But awesome, nonetheless
     
  19. CitizenofCapua

    CitizenofCapua Well-Known Member

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    Bump.

    We need an update on this.
     
  20. addictionary

    addictionary Well-Known Member

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    How'bout we murder the first lamer LA commentary guy that calls him Alex Burke and name Burks after him.
     

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