The Two Minute Bandit or Alec TreyBurks. J/K The suggestion box is open. We only have one shot at this, so don't mess it up with some Wet Bandit jackpotting around. Here's my submission: The name is Burks, Alec Burks. So unoriginal yet so smooth. He'll shoot your £¥£ out & will shake a pillow fort up around your chick, not between.