Anyone willing to bet me?

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by UB, Dec 27, 2012.

  1. UB

    UB Recently gay married Contributor

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    As I look back on my repertoire --nay, legacy-- here at Jazzfanz, it's a significant challenge for me to block out any period of established time when my posts did not consistently and flagrantly make references to dicks, farts, or being gay. Let me first be clear: dicks, farts, and being gay are all very cool things. However, I'm feeling a bit like Jordan Farmar here...I need to switch it up, expand my game, and stop being such a farty, gay dick.

    Is anyone willing to bet rep that I can make my next 25 posts without dabbing from such a puerile posting pallet? I think this includes farts and gay dickery in my pictures, too.

    I'll start the clock when I get the "nod:"


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  2. Dr. Jones

    Dr. Jones In pursuit of #9 Contributor

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    Why would we want to bet that? JF is dull enough as it is..

    Except UGLI has turned me into a gambling addict, so I'm in.
     
  3. UB

    UB Recently gay married Contributor

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    This is the main reason I still post here. I know I'm amongst brethren, but still...gets about as boring as Family Home Evening without a little furtive shot of Pepsi first, right?
     
  4. Dr. Jones

    Dr. Jones In pursuit of #9 Contributor

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    U post here because it's boring?
     
  5. UB

    UB Recently gay married Contributor

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    No, I post here because I can remedy the non-dickfartgay boredom.
     
  6. UB

    UB Recently gay married Contributor

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    UB's current count of consecutive non-fartygaydick posts: 1
     
  7. Zulu

    Zulu Well-Known Member

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    Trivial...
     
  8. Gas

    Gas Well-Known Member

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    What's going on here?
     
  9. HeavenHarris

    HeavenHarris Banned

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    what do i get if i win bro
     
  10. Gyp Rosetti

    Gyp Rosetti Banned

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    A one week ban?
     
  11. UB

    UB Recently gay married Contributor

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    Yeah, if anyone else wins, it's one-week bans all around.
     
  12. Gyp Rosetti

    Gyp Rosetti Banned

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    Sort of like the Bukkake of Jazzfanz?
     
  13. franklin

    franklin Well-Known Member

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    Wut's the bet? I'm scared anything bigger than two so go soft on a rook
     
  14. moevillini

    moevillini the Chief Old D'oh Moderator

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    ok, I'll do it for you...


    Dick Butt Kiss
    (or, if you prefer to put the last name first, Butt Kiss Dick)

    one of the greatest things to come out of Illinois EVER!!!!
     

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