As I look back on my repertoire --nay, legacy-- here at Jazzfanz, it's a significant challenge for me to block out any period of established time when my posts did not consistently and flagrantly make references to dicks, farts, or being gay. Let me first be clear: dicks, farts, and being gay are all very cool things. However, I'm feeling a bit like Jordan Farmar here...I need to switch it up, expand my game, and stop being such a farty, gay dick. Is anyone willing to bet rep that I can make my next 25 posts without dabbing from such a puerile posting pallet? I think this includes farts and gay dickery in my pictures, too. I'll start the clock when I get the "nod:"