Best salsa that I can buy at the store?

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  1. Duck Rodgers

    Duck Rodgers Well-Known Member

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    I need something that's either really awful or really good. No inbetweeners. I used Google, but the womanly sites I was directed to were recommending Pace brand so I immediately discounted everything else they said.
     
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  2. Dr. Jones

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    ^^ Good call.

    I eat stuff hotter than anyone I've ever known so I am constantly looking for HOT but good tasting salsa.

    Mrs. Renfro's
    Ghost Pepper Salsa

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  3. NAOS

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    sure, sure you do.
     
  4. Dr. Jones

    Dr. Jones In pursuit of #9 Contributor

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    Thanks for the validation?
     
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  6. Hartsock

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    Take 5 minutes out of your life, buy some fresh produce and make some yourself
     
  7. Duck Rodgers

    Duck Rodgers Well-Known Member

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    Haha....my gameplan was to go ultra hot if I didn't get any suggestions. That's how I eat too. I put Jalapenos and hot sauces on almost everything I eat during the day. There are a few other mouths to take in consideration though, but they won't be seeing the salsa in the bottle so they won't even know what hits them.
     
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  9. Duck Rodgers

    Duck Rodgers Well-Known Member

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    Naw. Life is better when you just admit you are 1/2 a person and can't do certain things well. I am absolutely terrible at cooking/preparing food, and it's not for lack of trying. It's like gift wrapping. I still can't wrap a present properly and I have been shown how to a billion times. You get a present from me, you know it's from me before you even open it.
     
  10. Saint Cy of JFC

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    Whenever I buy canned salsa, I just look at the sugar content. Anything over 1 gram of sugar is going to be nasty.
     
  11. Dr. Jones

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    @J_F - Love that stuff, cook with it at least a couple times per week.
     
  12. Hartsock

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    If you are local go get some from Red Iguana then
     
  13. UGLI baby

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    allsome.
     
  14. Duck Rodgers

    Duck Rodgers Well-Known Member

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    That's better. I'm not in SLC so I can't go there, but there are a few salsas that I like at some restaurants around here so I maybe I should call them and see if they'll sell me a few gallons worth or something.
     
  15. jazz_fanatic

    jazz_fanatic Well-Known Member

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    Just dice up some tomatoes, throw in some cilantro, garlic, lime juice, onions, salt, pepper, sugar, etc, etc, bam bam bam! Easy breezy.

    I drink it.
     
  16. Hartsock

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    Prove it
     
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  17. Saint Cy of JFC

    Saint Cy of JFC Well-Known Member

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    You don't even have to use garlic, just use garlic salt.


    AND DON'T PUT SUGAR IN IT!!! THAT **** IS GROSS!!!

    Basically all you need is onions, tomatoes, jalapenos, lime juice, cilantro, and garlic salt.
     
  18. Hartsock

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    And some weed, then that salsa will be perfect
     
  19. Gas

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    Ya she forgot about the jalapenos. I still think fresh garlic is better though. You are right about the sugar though. Yuk!

    Im all about homemade salsa. I try adding different types of peppers though to change it up a little.

    You can control the heat by leaving in the jalapeno seeds or taking them out too.
     
  20. Duck Rodgers

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    Yeah, real easy breezy fo' sheezy for the types of girls that soak up camera time in the front row at tv cooking shows.
     
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