1. Win 2. Score more points than the other teams Things to do that result in 1 and/or 2 3. Rebound more than other team 4. Make more FT's than other team 5. Turn the ball over less than the other team 6. Make more baskets than the other team 7. Make more 3pt shots than the other team 8. Steal the ball from the other team 9. Block shots from the other team 10. Shoot at least 75% FT every game 11. Pass out of double teams effectively 12. Shoot around 50% from the field and 40% from 3 13. Box out 14. "Evans" at least one player from the opposing team per game Things to do that result in 3-14 15. Hustle every play, do not coast... ever 16. Be mentally in the game 17. Know what the heck you are doing out there 18. Don't take stupid shots or do stupid things 19. Don't Rickroll the fans 20. Listen to the coaches 21. Do not "Roger" the Head Coach Things to do that result in 15-21 22. Watch game film 23. Listen to your coaches 24. Work hard in the offseason on conditioning and your game 25. Play simon says with Jefferson 26. Care about winning 27. Do not plan vacations during playoff runs 28. At least pretend to like the city that supports you 29. Have a song that pumps you up for the game -- AKA -- Thunderstruck, Never Gonna Give You Up, etc... 30. Sign crap for the fans, so you get more cheering to pump you up like Hans and Franz Deep thoughts by Jack.... um... I mean ... a Sicilian War starter.