Billionaire dies during penis enlargement surgery.

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  1. MVP

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  2. Rubashov

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    Diamond geezer, great headline, Sub-editing like that makes my dick break concrete.
     
  3. babe

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    The article suggests he had a Napoleonic complex. In the great movie of Napolean's Last Stand, it seems he lived quite the life on "his" island..... his only true friend a local girl who contrived to seduce him and vex her father into sending her off to school in civilization on terms which could truly satisfy.

    whatchya gonna do with all that money if not get shoes with thicker soles, better wines and clothes.

    And besides, it was not his own idea to get bigger, it was his girls'.

    The movie is "Eagle in a Cage". It is a virtual revelation on international intrigue generated by the City of London.
     
  4. Zombie

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    Oh no
     
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    Poor Dr. Jones.
     
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  6. Jack Strop

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    The length to which some men will go. I suppose his company will erect a statue in his honor?
     
  7. Stars Fan

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    This might be the saddest needless death I've heard of in quite some time.

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  8. Rubashov

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  9. MVP

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  10. Zombie

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    Lol no. One of the funniest tbh.
     
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  11. Rubashov

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  12. Stars Fan

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    Bizarre I'll give you, funny? Nope.

    Guy is made to feel inadequate, takes extreme action to address the issue, and dies instead.

    I knew a woman who died when her liposuction operation went bad.

    Nothing funny about people feeling ashamed of themselves. Add unexpected death to the story and somehow that is the recipe for humor? I don't see it.

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  13. TroutBum

    TroutBum My Member's Premium Contributor

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    That’s because you’re an over the top, liberal, *** hat.
     

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