Demarcus "Dumb Dick" Cousins at it again

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  1. Hartsock

    Hartsock Banned

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  2. Chris-L

    Chris-L Well-Known Member

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    He is just misunderstood. With the right coaching I bet he stops punching people in the nuts.
     
  3. Dr. Jones

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    Awesome Chris. Lol

    And there's proof that's true. He never nut-punched while at UK.
     
  4. NAOS

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    he's just anxious. he can't believe it still isn't saturday. coach Cal once told him there were 7 days in a week. he's pretty sure it's been more than 7. he knows OJ gots 2 balls. he's working from there.
     
  5. Gyp Rosetti

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    No, he just cursed out Cal and bitched and moaned for 40 or so games. The funny thing is he thinks he's tough while the truth is he's a little whiny bitch.
     
  6. HeavenHarris

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    **** dumb dick and anyone that love him
     
  7. Hartsock

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    Thats not what Orton told me
     
  8. franklin

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    Jamaal "Tickle Tickle" Tinsley

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  9. Dr. Jones

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    Do I have to add every one of your screen names to the UK hater list? Slow down bro, list is getting too long to manage.
     
  10. Gyp Rosetti

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    Sure, miho.
     
  11. The Thriller

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    In a league full of morons who skipped college and who generally find themselves bankrupt after 6 months of retiring, Cousins might be the dumbest of them all.

    Cal deserves some sort of a medal for not strangling the kid and actually turning him into a decent college player.

    Cousins must have at least Aspergers, will be out of money within 3 months of retiring/getting kicked out of the league, and will probably end up running somebody over while drunk within the next few years. He's a complete waste of air. I literally can't think of a player that annoys me more. Maybe Kenyon Martin? Or Vlade back in the day? I had always hoped that Malone would give Vlade a nice elbow to his face (and something to really flop about) and lay him out David Robinson style. Freaking flopper
     
  12. Stifle Tower

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    But I'd still take him over Jefferson. Cousins can be dominant. I watched the Sac/GS game and he was a beast, going 14-18 from the line. Cousins does have problems, but I think part of it may be the dysfunctional Sacramento team. They have no team leaders and a pretty weak coaching staff. Put him on a team with some vets who can get in his grill and I think it might be a different story. He'd still have some crazy moments, but you could live with it.
     
  13. NUMBERICA

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    I think that point has passed.
     
  14. Stifle Tower

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    Stay tuned. There might be some breaking news on Tuesday.
     
  15. NUMBERICA

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    Well done.
     
  16. JGolds

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    like a trade? that wpuld be interesting?


    https://espn.go.com/nba/tradeMachine?tradeId=d8fymmz


    seriously doubt anything will happen though.... but if it does lets dump jefferlog... like this ^^^^
     
  17. Dr. Jones

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    Once again, for the record, UGLI did the whole Saturday/Tuesday thing. The thread is still there as proof.

    Yes, Mo, you are right.. Cuz will always have some amt of knucklehead, but absence of team leader/identity and coach is too much for his psyche. I wouldn't want him on the Jazz today. No leader, no proven coach.
     
  18. NAOS

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    Naw, brother. Your very own words were essential ingredients to this Tues/Saturday bit.

    But you are right about keeping him the **** away from this franchise. At least before his electroshock therapy.
     
  19. Dr. Jones

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    The ONLY thing I said was that I would explain more to UGLI when I saw him, in person, that coming Tuesday. That's it. Then he did all the rest. I admit it was funny and the whole thing taking on a life of its own is what makes JF great. So, carry on..
     
  20. UGLI baby

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    You know I can read this right?

    When you point a finger at someone you've got two faces looking back at you.
     

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