Favors has super hero like abilities

Discussion in 'Utah Jazz' started by Dwill4mvp, Dec 2, 2012.

  1. Dwill4mvp

    Dwill4mvp Member

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    He said it himself.

    https://basketball.realgm.com/wiretap/224767/Favors_To_Undergo_MRI_On_Right_Foot

    He heals fast... Like WOLVERINE!!!! Damn that's sick. We have had multiple players in the league claim to have superman like abilities. (Shaq, and Dwight). Superhero's nowadays are wasting their helpful powers in the NBA. It's sad really. We have even seen Gilbert qArenas disappear!! He just went invisible... POOF IM GONE! Kobe Bryant has been using mind control for quite some time!! He controls those refs like crazy!!! Glen Davis is cursed with some sort of Benjamin Button case where he is a big baby. I think nowadays we need to bring more superhero types to our team. Boozer was covered in an invisible ooze that made him really slow on defense trying to move through it but it gave him good hands. We dont want those abilities. Jimmer can make mormon girls drop their pants........ True story.

    BtW Trade Al or Paul or someone.

    Goodnight.
     
  2. BYE

    BYE Well-Known Member

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    I hope to hell that he is right! I just don't want to hear about any sort of knee, foot, leg, or back problems with our bigs. Scratch that, I basically want them to inject adamantium into all of our players.
     
  3. themanknownassting

    themanknownassting Well-Known Member

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    I've had plantar fasciitis. Very painful and if it isn't taken care of it can get worse. Usually it's caused by over strenuous activity. And not stretching the foot afterwards. I hope he gets it taken care of cause it's not something I feel he could play on. Being wolverine or not.
     
  4. pickledXgrandma

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    Burks also has super power ooze that sticks to his butt and helps restrain him to the bench, reports are kanter has the same stuff but rumor was it was just bodily fluids...
     
  5. pickledXgrandma

    pickledXgrandma Well-Known Member

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    You ain't got Nuttin nice ta sayy bout super powers then GTFO dis thread mayn.
     
  6. slc

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    Hope it's not a stress fracture.
     
  7. Weezur

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    I wish Favors had the power to put Milsap on the bench.
     
  8. pickledXgrandma

    pickledXgrandma Well-Known Member

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    He does, but Ty lightly frosts his pencil stache with kryptonite, thus stunning Favors power.
     
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  9. Dwill4mvp

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    Gordon Hayward looks like he could be in a twilight movie.

    **** **** up utah.
     
  10. BYE

    BYE Well-Known Member

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    A little random, don't you think? A lot of bull **** too.
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  11. Thee jazz fan

    Thee jazz fan Well-Known Member

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    What we need is someone with Jedi powers.:D
     

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