Free AL JEFFERSON

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  1. UGLI baby

    UGLI baby Well-Known Member

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    No, like for real he's free. just take him pls.
     
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  2. fishonjazz

    fishonjazz Well-Known Member Contributor

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    Steller per usual ugli.... i commend you
     
  3. UGLI baby

    UGLI baby Well-Known Member

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    Gift wrapping included TONIGHT ONLY!
     
  4. fishonjazz

    fishonjazz Well-Known Member Contributor

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    P. S. No ambien tonight, but i have gone through a 6er of icehouse and a few shots of the red stagg

    Entertain me UGLI!
     
  5. UGLI baby

    UGLI baby Well-Known Member

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    Icehouse.

    Do you have a full set of teeth Mr fish?

    Where I come from we call drinkin Icehouse gettin House'd.

    You ain't lived til you've shotgunned an IceHouse.
     
  6. fishonjazz

    fishonjazz Well-Known Member Contributor

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    **** son i shotgunned one tonight just for ol' times sake..... 5.5 percent alcohol.... you better recognize!

    As for my teeth.... i drink alot of milk and calcium does wonders for the tooths, so ya i got em all where they supposed to be
     
  7. Gas

    Gas Well-Known Member

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    I do a lot of meth, so I don't have any teeth, but I drunk a lot of milk to help regrow more teeth.
     
  8. UGLI baby

    UGLI baby Well-Known Member

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    A while back I had a neighbor (98% sure he dealt meth) who had no teeth that would always hand me IceHouse's over the fence whenever I was having a party or a BBQ.

    I didn't know his name and rarely talked to him, but goll darn it every time I had a get together he was ready to hook it up with some IceHouses.
     
  9. fishonjazz

    fishonjazz Well-Known Member Contributor

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    Cheap strong beer... whats not to like? besides the taste....... im not drinkin for the flavor anywho

    Speaking of meth..... i have done it 2 times.... the 2nd time i did it i was with an old friend and spent about 55 hours with him smokin meth.... during this time i saw how he lived his life (carrying a duffle bag with cereal, toothbrush, etc and trying to find places to "crash" each night) and decided i didn't want to end up like that so i never tried it again. I think i made the right choice.
     
  10. UGLI baby

    UGLI baby Well-Known Member

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    holy ****! lol

    You a crazy **** fish.

    FYI Leatherheads in draper has $1.50 Icehouses if you ever want a place to drink cheap beer and watch the Jazz.
     
  11. Gas

    Gas Well-Known Member

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    I think it did permanent damage.
     
  12. UGLI baby

    UGLI baby Well-Known Member

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    wow summa the things they censor on this site.

    SMD
     
  13. fishonjazz

    fishonjazz Well-Known Member Contributor

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    Thanks for the tip... i usually just bring my own alcohol when i go to the bar though. (typically a pint of So Co, or a flask of red stagg) and then i supplement with shots and jack and cokes
     
  14. fishonjazz

    fishonjazz Well-Known Member Contributor

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    SMD? suck my....

    Or were you surprised that they sensor the F in WTF?
     
  15. fishonjazz

    fishonjazz Well-Known Member Contributor

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    Nope.... im lucky genetics wise.

    I have tried almost every drug known to man and luckily dont have an addictive personality.... currently i dont do any drugs and only drink a few times a month. (though if something pops up, im usually game to give it a go)
     
  16. UGLI baby

    UGLI baby Well-Known Member

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    lol how old a feller are ya?
     
  17. fishonjazz

    fishonjazz Well-Known Member Contributor

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    35, almost 36
     
  18. UGLI baby

    UGLI baby Well-Known Member

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    You sound like me after I've had like 14 beers.

    "F it I'm just bringin my own bottle to this restaurant."
     
  19. fishonjazz

    fishonjazz Well-Known Member Contributor

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    "14 beers" lol.... "restaurant"... even better
     
  20. Xsy

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    It's gotten to the point where it's physically painful to watch Al Jefferson play basketball. I used to be able to tell myself "Well, hey, at least he's a decent offensive player." But it's just not worth it anymore. No longer can I fool myself into thinking this hack of a player is worth anything.

    I want to die every time he steps on the court.

    And I know some of you think I'm just being dramatic... but like, I literally want my life to end every time I see him on the court.
     
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