Happy Birthday Exum

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  1. UtahJazz32

    UtahJazz32 Well-Known Member

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    Happy Birthday to Dante "glassbones" Exum. Please don't hurt yourself eating your birthday cake.
     
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  2. homeytennis

    homeytennis Well-Known Member

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    Is he still ded?
     
  3. Jazz4ever

    Jazz4ever Well-Known Member

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    Don't get him the candles you have to keep blowing out, could rupture a lung or something.
     
  4. Rubashov

    Rubashov Well-Known Member 2019 Award Winner

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    Will he be old enough to shave this year?
     
  5. elan_prodigy

    elan_prodigy Well-Known Member

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    Maaannnn. All this bad energy you lot put into the universe is gonna slap you upside the head one day.

    Happy Birthday #kidFlash
     
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  6. UtahJazz32

    UtahJazz32 Well-Known Member

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    I guess the question is what caused all of this ?

    I was being sincere but was taking a nudge at him too
     
  7. ozjazzman

    ozjazzman Active Member

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    You’re all such ****ing knobs..
    Why wouldn’t ex sign a deal for close to 10mill per season ??
    All you haters seem to want to trash Dante for this rather than the FO for creating the contract in conjunction with his manager.
    As if you wouldn’t sign a deal providing you with a pay rise if you the opportunity..
    would you turn it down and say “ oh no, it’s ok. I’m happy earning the salary I’m on. Give it to someone else”
    No , of course you wouldn’t.. you’d take the coin as well..
    So get off the young fellas back you bunch of ***** !


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  8. fishonjazz

    fishonjazz Well-Known Member Contributor 2019 Award Winner 2018 Award Winner

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    Nah
    The front office gets trashed for the contract.
    Exum gets trashed for injuries and for sucking at basketball

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  9. ozjazzman

    ozjazzman Active Member

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    Not from what I’ve read on this forum. certain Jazz ‘fans’ are only bagging Dante out. Haven’t seen a mention from the of the FO and there’s little Ex can do about injuries.
    I follow many sports and don’t recall one athlete male or female ever getting injured intentionally......
    I hope he proves all those haters wrong this season


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  10. fishonjazz

    fishonjazz Well-Known Member Contributor 2019 Award Winner 2018 Award Winner

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    @Numberica
    Lol

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  11. Xthren

    Xthren Well-Known Member

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    too late on that for me. I am due some good karma
     
  12. utahjazzz

    utahjazzz Well-Known Member

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    **** u *******
     
  13. Wes Mantooth

    Wes Mantooth Well-Known Member

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    @ozjazzman

    Please don’t take this personally. But with all due respect, please **** off and take your mouth off of Dante’s dong.
     
  14. stormkoopacv03

    stormkoopacv03 Well-Known Member

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    How old is he now, 50? jk Hopefully, he picks it up and actually start helping the damn team! Geez, I don't dislike him I just do not like him being injured all the damn time. Who knows, maybe Jazz can redeem him this coming year and trade him for assets before trade deadline. Although, I'm still holding up hope he could still turn out somewhat like Anfernee Hardaway. A wishful thinking, I know...
     
  15. Gameface

    Gameface All-Jazzfanz First Team! Contributor 2018 Award Winner

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    He's old but has really low millage.
     
  16. Wes Mantooth

    Wes Mantooth Well-Known Member

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    So do ugly chicks. Doesn’t mean I’d want them on “my team.”
     
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  17. infection

    infection Well-Known Member Staff Member 2019 Award Winner 2018 Award Winner

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    I’m not sure if we’re reading the same forums, but every issue I’ve had with Exum, and most of what I’ve seen or pay attention to, is precisely the fanboy-like beliefs of the front office (at least publicly) juxtaposed with potential opportunity cost. I think a lot of times people conflate these issues and just fall back on anything simply being Exum hate.
     
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  18. //r00t 4 Jazz

    //r00t 4 Jazz Well-Known Member

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    I agree there are 2-3 AUS fanboys that are uber annoying but there coin is flipped and you can't even wish him a happy bday without it turning into bash on Dante thread.

    I don't know why I opened this thread or am posting on it please continue with you faux I'm only pretending (sarcastically) hating on him happy bday thread because unless this kills the thread it will turn into like every other thread that mentions his name.
     
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  19. utahjazzz

    utahjazzz Well-Known Member

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    make sure you don't choke on Mitchell's penis too, you moron
     
  20. LifeOnaPlate

    LifeOnaPlate Well-Known Member

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    Shut up
     

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