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I can't take it anymore - Ty Corbin is embarrassing us ALL

Discussion in 'Utah Jazz' started by Harold Hoof, Feb 10, 2013.

  1. Harold Hoof

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    He is so bad it's at the point where it should be comical. You know... The completely baffled, dumfounded retarded look plastered across his sweaty-from-utter-panic-out-of-helplessness face all the time is fun for making memes, but the fact is we haven't had as talented a core of young players since the franchise has existed. Of course we're a few personnel moves away from being legitimate (point guard the most obvious need), but a veteran, stable coach would be much better for the development of our talented future.

    I agree it was irrational for him to be fired after 5 games into his job as I wanted, but enough is enough. He has shown absolutely ZERO improvement as a coach x's and o's wise or rotation wise, and has laughably looked less in control of everything that goes into coaching than he did when he first took over.

    What he's done is cemented the Jazz into mediocrity - in a wide open year no less - and is slowly killing a once passionate fan base. He's shown no creativity in terms of the rotation, other than just completely random lineups with 11 guys getting 20-25 minutes each. What a stupid turd.

    Thank Christ we're not on national TV that much more because I don't know how much worse he can have us look. The Turd's grasp on the Bulls game the other night was the final straw for me. We were absolutely unprepared for everything they threw at us down the stretch. I can't say I was surprised to see Ty **** the bed when things got tight down the stretch as it's been his MO since he took over (hence, why I've been a detractor).

    I couldn't care less if he's a great guy off the court, or an excellent personal mentor to those on the Jazz. The NBA is an entertainment business worth billions of dollars (w/ a large chunk coming from fans) based on competition and WINNING. Corbin clearly cannot get the job done. Get his ass out of town Greg Miller you piece of **** spoiled brat.

    I don't know much about our new GM, but hopefully he's started proceedings in ridding the Jazz of its most recent skid-mark.
     
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  2. Gyp Rosetti

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  3. Harold Hoof

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  4. Harold Hoof

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    i don't know how to put gifs in but click that link
     
  5. slc

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    Not defending Ty but for what it's worth Sloan started out the same way with Jazz.
    He was clueless for the first two or three years.
    And he had previous head coaching experience.
    Jazz must see some potential in him to extend him so quick even before this season started.
     
  6. zman1527

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    But, but, but you forget what we are trying to accomplish here. What we want to do is to continue on with "Jazz basketball", with visions of Jerry Sloan and Stockton to Malone, giving lip service to defense while selling out completely for low-post basketball. Getting to the playoffs by hook or by crook, generating more revenue, even if we get embarrassed again. Taking risks? Building for the future? Never.
     
  7. Revolution 9

    Revolution 9 Well-Known Member Moderator

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    harold hoof most obvious dutch alt ever
     
  8. Xthren

    Xthren Well-Known Member

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    if Corbin was a neck Ty I would give him to a missionary so he would leave the state for at least a couple years.
     
  9. Gyp Rosetti

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    I disagree. I think it's Trout.
     
  10. Dr. Jones

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    I think it's neither Dutch nor Trout. I'm calling Hantlers.
     
  11. Gyp Rosetti

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    Nope, I feel very strongly about Trout. He typically's come up with these silly, catchy names...Raspberry Delight for one.
     
  12. George

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    He basically admitted to being Chitown Lundegaard-- don't know how anyone else doesn't see this.
     
  13. Dr. Jones

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    How many times do I have to tell you guys that Trout isn't smart enough to pull off an alt. Dude's dumb as a box of rocks.
     
  14. Gyp Rosetti

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    Her's pulled off an alt. After a while, he just gets caught.
     
  15. Gyp Rosetti

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    Aka, Saltair's Finest?
     
  16. Dr. Jones

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    I stand by my statement. (The one about Trooot being a dummy)
     
  17. Gyp Rosetti

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    Jerry Chitown's Finest does make more sense, as far as his posts go. Good call Dala.
     
  18. George

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    George*
     
  19. Kyoto

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    Whenever I think of Ty, I think of that line in the Dark Knight that the Joker says. It's something like, "You're like a dog that's chasing a car, but when you finally catch it, you don't know what to do with it."
     
  20. Hartsock

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    I think its safe to say that 95% of coaches would start the same 5, the substitution pattern might be different though
     

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