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Greatest news headline known to man? Yes.

A German student "mooned" a group of Hell's Angels and hurled a puppy at them before escaping on a stolen bulldozer, police have said.

The man drove up to a Hell's Angels clubhouse near Munich, wearing only a pair of shorts and carrying a puppy.

He dropped his shorts and threw the dog, escaping on a bulldozer from a nearby building site.

He was arrested later at home by police. The 26-year-old is said to have stopped taking depression medication.

After making his getaway on the bulldozer, he had driven so slowly that a 5km tailback built up behind him on the motorway.

After driving about 1km, he had abandoned the bulldozer in the middle of the motorway, near Allershausen. He continued his journey by hitchhiking.

"What motivated him to throw a puppy at the Hell's Angels is currently unclear," a police spokesman said.

The puppy is now being cared for in an animal shelter.


***** Babez are HOT!

What!? Ya can't even mention no fermented cabbage round this here joint? Zup wit dat?

Stifle Tower

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Sounds like he was drunk, not crazy.

I think what happened is he and his buddies were talking and drinking (you know, like the Germans are famous for). After one too many, someone suggested they should go moon and throw their poopy on the Hell's Angels. Well, being drunk, the unfortunate student didn't quite hear that last part correctly...


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God how I wish this were the worst kind of trouble we Americans would get up to. If nothing else, it'd make all our lives a heck of a lot more interesting.
well except for thowing the puppy. its a great act i am against animal cruelty

but srew those hell angels as southpark said they are ****


the Chief Old D'oh
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that would be one heckuva funny youtube clip!

(they could use a stuffed puppy so no real puppies would risk injury)