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Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by NAOS, Jan 13, 2011.
When I thought I was at my limit, I paused, and I thought, WWFD?
I had two more.
Anyone that gets drunk and posts on jazzfanz needs to reevaluate their life ASAP.
I guess I'm glad someone famous like you is a Jazz fan.
hahahaha, is that a golfball retriever? Hilarious. Thanks for posting. rep given.
and a random hot girl
+4 for the Love part.
This is true.
I've been on unemployment for two years and Obama extended it again. I get really board and don't need the money, so, it's jazzfanz and beer all day long. I keep telling y'all to shut the faucet off but ya just don't listen. I blame this on you.
Crack a Beer!
This thread is full of awesome.
Fixed for you.
I wish people thought about me when they got drunk.
And Trout just wishes people would think about him period.
People do some pretty weird things when drunk. One more reason I'll never drink (although sometimes I've wished I got **** faced at least once in my life) and I'm glad to say I've never drank. I have some crazy stories I could share about drinking and how they screwed up friends/family but I wont. On a side note, I had a weird experience with drinking about a month ago. I was taking a workout supplement before playing ball (NO Explode) and I hate the way it tastes, so I drank it as fast as I could. I hadn't eaten anything all day long and drinking it fast was not a good idea. I swear it felt like it tore a hole in my lower throat or upper stomach area. It was pretty painful to say the least. After finishing my last gulp, I did a circle-dance around my kitchen table holding my chest while trying to deal with the pain. I started getting super light headed and I felt like I was going to throw-up. The thought of drinking some water might help came to mind. I grabbed a glass and filled it with water hoping it would calm me down and suppress the pain --- didn't get what I was expecting ---lights out. The next thing I knew, I awoke underneath my table with wet pants and my wife asking me if I was alright. She said she heard a loud bang while downstairs and when she came upstairs she saw my lying underneath the table out cold for about a minute trying to wake me up. I came to, and to my surprise, passing out was really quite relaxing. However, I did hit the back of my head pretty hard on the fall. So, although I've never passed out by getting drunk, I can say I've passed out by drinking. I know, right? ------- For the win!!!!
I'd stop drinking that **** effective immediately.
Sounds to me like you stimulated the vagus nerve.
Is the lower throat/upper stomach where the madame told you her vagus nerve was? Hmm, sounds interesting. At least she's honest with you about how she likes to be stimulated. Nom nom.
Sorry, bro, but you set yourself up for that. But seriously, I'm not.
My new pickup line is now "Hey lady, I can hit the vagus nerve".
On one previous post I outlined why Kicky and Archie should lay down their arms and give each other a big bro hug. I don't want to search for it, but your little feuds just make me all sad inside. Neither of you is going anywhere, right? So, just love one another.
Perhaps Franklin and I can serve as an example to you both.
Stick to law-speak, law guy. Leave the medical terms to the professionals, like Doctor Laura, or Dr. Henry Kissinger.
My thoughts exactly. What a choad.