I'm bloody hammered and thinking of you, Franklin

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by NAOS, Jan 13, 2011.

  1. NAOS

    NAOS Well-Known Member

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    When I thought I was at my limit, I paused, and I thought, WWFD?

    I had two more.

    love,
    NAOS
     
  2. VINYLONE

    VINYLONE Bringin' the diversity! Contributor

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    awkward.
     
  3. Ostertag>Duncan

    Ostertag>Duncan My Members Premium Contributor 2019 Award Winner

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    Anyone that gets drunk and posts on jazzfanz needs to reevaluate their life ASAP.
     
  4. Jazz Spazz

    Jazz Spazz Inconceivable Staff Member

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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPPj6viIBmU

    Hi NAOS.
    I guess I'm glad someone famous like you is a Jazz fan.
     
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  5. NAOS

    NAOS Well-Known Member

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    hahahaha, is that a golfball retriever? Hilarious. Thanks for posting. rep given.
     
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  6. franklin

    franklin Well-Known Member

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    and a random hot girl

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    +4 for the Love part.
     
  7. franklin

    franklin Well-Known Member

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    This is true.

    I've been on unemployment for two years and Obama extended it again. I get really board and don't need the money, so, it's jazzfanz and beer all day long. I keep telling y'all to shut the faucet off but ya just don't listen. I blame this on you.

    Crack a Beer!
     
  8. TroutBum

    TroutBum My Member's Premium Contributor

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    This thread is full of awesome.
     
  9. LogGrad98

    LogGrad98 Well-Known Member Contributor

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    Fixed for you.
     
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  10. Jean-Luc

    Jean-Luc Member

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    I wish people thought about me when they got drunk.
     
  11. //r00t 4 Jazz

    //r00t 4 Jazz Well-Known Member

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    And Trout just wishes people would think about him period.
     
  12. TroutBum

    TroutBum My Member's Premium Contributor

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    Busted.
     
  13. Archie Moses

    Archie Moses Well-Known Member

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    People do some pretty weird things when drunk. One more reason I'll never drink (although sometimes I've wished I got **** faced at least once in my life) and I'm glad to say I've never drank. I have some crazy stories I could share about drinking and how they screwed up friends/family but I wont. On a side note, I had a weird experience with drinking about a month ago. I was taking a workout supplement before playing ball (NO Explode) and I hate the way it tastes, so I drank it as fast as I could. I hadn't eaten anything all day long and drinking it fast was not a good idea. I swear it felt like it tore a hole in my lower throat or upper stomach area. It was pretty painful to say the least. After finishing my last gulp, I did a circle-dance around my kitchen table holding my chest while trying to deal with the pain. I started getting super light headed and I felt like I was going to throw-up. The thought of drinking some water might help came to mind. I grabbed a glass and filled it with water hoping it would calm me down and suppress the pain --- didn't get what I was expecting ---lights out. The next thing I knew, I awoke underneath my table with wet pants and my wife asking me if I was alright. She said she heard a loud bang while downstairs and when she came upstairs she saw my lying underneath the table out cold for about a minute trying to wake me up. I came to, and to my surprise, passing out was really quite relaxing. However, I did hit the back of my head pretty hard on the fall. So, although I've never passed out by getting drunk, I can say I've passed out by drinking. I know, right? ------- For the win!!!!
     
  14. TroutBum

    TroutBum My Member's Premium Contributor

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    I'd stop drinking that **** effective immediately.
     
  15. sirkickyass

    sirkickyass Moderator Emeritus Staff Member

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    Sounds to me like you stimulated the vagus nerve.
     
  16. Archie Moses

    Archie Moses Well-Known Member

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    Is the lower throat/upper stomach where the madame told you her vagus nerve was? Hmm, sounds interesting. At least she's honest with you about how she likes to be stimulated. Nom nom.


    Sorry, bro, but you set yourself up for that. But seriously, I'm not.
     
  17. franklin

    franklin Well-Known Member

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    My new pickup line is now "Hey lady, I can hit the vagus nerve".
     
  18. NAOS

    NAOS Well-Known Member

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    On one previous post I outlined why Kicky and Archie should lay down their arms and give each other a big bro hug. I don't want to search for it, but your little feuds just make me all sad inside. Neither of you is going anywhere, right? So, just love one another.

    Perhaps Franklin and I can serve as an example to you both.
     
  19. UB

    UB 100% certified ****boii Contributor

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    Stick to law-speak, law guy. Leave the medical terms to the professionals, like Doctor Laura, or Dr. Henry Kissinger.
     
  20. TroutBum

    TroutBum My Member's Premium Contributor

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    My thoughts exactly. What a choad.
     

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