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Is Hayward God?

Discussion in 'Utah Jazz' started by fallenchicken, Apr 4, 2011.

  1. fallenchicken

    fallenchicken Well-Known Member

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    Yes.
     
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  2. Pouyan

    Pouyan Member

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    Cool story bro
     
  3. fallenchicken

    fallenchicken Well-Known Member

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    I motion that this thread be stickied.
     
  4. LogGrad98

    LogGrad98 Well-Known Member Contributor

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    Seconded. Oh yeah and...

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  5. Gameface

    Gameface Fire Controlman

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    He's pretty damn close. Somewhere between canned soup and God, that's for sure.
     
  6. Revolution 9

    Revolution 9 Moderator Moderator

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    His gf seems to think so...
     
  7. Chad Feldheimer

    Chad Feldheimer Well-Known Member

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    Only when he is at Olive Garden.
     
  8. The Thriller

    The Thriller Well-Known Member

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    I hope we draft his former teammate Howard. He'll be the next Harpring. Or Cardinal. If he bombs, he'll at least be as good as Mark Mad Dog Madsen. And we could really use a great dancer since we're winning it all next year.

    Does anyone know if Howard used to play Football?
     
  9. infection

    infection Well-Known Member

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  10. UB

    UB Recently gay married Contributor

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    thread needs poll
     
  11. fallenchicken

    fallenchicken Well-Known Member

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    There would only be one option.
     
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  12. franklin

    franklin Well-Known Member

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    Speaking of God, I prayed for you last night chicken. These are the things I do. Pray for you and pray that a certain thread started by SnitchDale will never end.
     
  13. Mr. McGibblets

    Mr. McGibblets Well-Known Member

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    Attributes of God:
    Omnipresent:
    Is Hayward omnipresent?

    EVIDENCE:
    Revolutionary War:
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    World War II
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    Many are familiar with Tank Man and Tienanmen Square...
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    ...but do you really know why the tanks stopped?
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  14. fallenchicken

    fallenchicken Well-Known Member

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    Repped hard.
     
  15. Mr. McGibblets

    Mr. McGibblets Well-Known Member

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    Thanks. That's how I like it. Now I need a smoke break.
     
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  16. NCJazz

    NCJazz Well-Known Member

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    God of crap! Sorry just had to see what it is like to be NColorado as a poster. To the question: I believe the answer is yes.
     
  17. Bronco70

    Bronco70 world's worst Moderator

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    God drives an Accord.

    Seems reasonable.
     
  18. LogGrad98

    LogGrad98 Well-Known Member Contributor

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    Fixed.
     
  19. TroutBum

    TroutBum My Member's Premium Contributor

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    Wait, I drive a Prius...


    I KNEW IT.
     
  20. NCJazz

    NCJazz Well-Known Member

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    God drives a cool car such as a Fusion or Impala. No way it is a Prius. God is not Japanese.
     

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