Is Hayward God?

[fallenchicken]

Yes.

 

[COJazz44]

Cool story bro

 

[fallenchicken]

I motion that this thread be stickied.

 

[LogGrad98]

I motion that this thread be stickied.

Seconded. Oh yeah and...

 

[Gameface]

He's pretty damn close. Somewhere between canned soup and God, that's for sure.

 

[Revolution 9]

His gf seems to think so...

 

[Chad Feldheimer]

Only when he is at Olive Garden.

 

[The Thriller]

I hope we draft his former teammate Howard. He'll be the next Harpring. Or Cardinal. If he bombs, he'll at least be as good as Mark Mad Dog Madsen. And we could really use a great dancer since we're winning it all next year.

Does anyone know if Howard used to play Football?

 

[infection]

 

[UB]

thread needs poll

 

[fallenchicken]

thread needs poll

There would only be one option.

 

[franklin]

Speaking of God, I prayed for you last night chicken. These are the things I do. Pray for you and pray that a certain thread started by SnitchDale will never end.

 

[Mr. McGibblets]

Attributes of God:
Omnipresent:

The attribute of God by which He fills the universe in all its parts and is present everywhere at once. Not a part, but the whole of God is present in every place. This is true of all three members of the Trinity. They are so closely related that where one is the others can be said to be, also.

Is Hayward omnipresent?

EVIDENCE:
Revolutionary War:

World War II

Many are familiar with Tank Man and Tienanmen Square...

...but do you really know why the tanks stopped?

 

[fallenchicken]

Attributes of God:
Omnipresent:


Is Hayward omnipresent?

EVIDENCE:
Revolutionary War:

World War II

Many are familiar with Tank Man and Tienanmen Square...

...but do you really know why the tanks stopped?

Repped hard.

 

[Mr. McGibblets]

Repped hard.

Thanks. That's how I like it. Now I need a smoke break.

 

[NCJazz]

God of crap! Sorry just had to see what it is like to be NColorado as a poster. To the question: I believe the answer is yes.

 

[Bronco70]

God drives an Accord.

Seems reasonable.

 

[LogGrad98]

God drives a Prius.

Seems reasonable.

Fixed.

 

[TroutBum]

Wait, I drive a Prius...


I KNEW IT.

 

[NCJazz]

Wait, I drive a Prius...


I KNEW IT.

God drives a cool car such as a Fusion or Impala. No way it is a Prius. God is not Japanese.