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D Will Texas

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so supposedly Jordan and Corbin have been spotted in talks, a nice public bar.....

Gotta bad feeling we're adding that dork Gerald Henderson to our squad in a sign and trade.

This is bad news for the tank as well.
 
Nice post, troll. Corbin doesn't make personnel decisions. You should have said a black man, a Jewish rabbi and the GM of the Utah Jazz were seen walking into a bar...
 
Charlotte is prepping to offer Ben Gordon and their 2014 draft pick for Corbin and Marvin Williams. This will put Corbin roughly 1.5 hours from his hometown in Columbia, SC.
 
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The worst owner in the NBA and the worst coach in the NBA walk into a bar......

Corbin looks around, meets the eyes of a hot blond who gives him an inviting sexy look, then walks right past her and starts flirting with an old lady. So Jordan, all confused and ****, whispers to him, "What is wrong with you, man? That hottie so wanted you!". So Corbin turns to Jordan and says, "dude, that's Kwame Brown".
 
Corbin looks around, meets the eyes of a hot blond who gives him an inviting sexy look, then walks right past her and starts flirting with an old lady. So Jordan, all confused and ****, whispers to him, "What is wrong with you, man? That hottie so wanted you!". So Corbin turns to Jordan and says, "dude, that's Kwame Brown".

You had it, and then the ending...

How about a drunk Jordan spots drunk Kermit Corbin in a nice public bar, Corbin belligerently says, "Mike! Mike Jordan! Bestest basketball player in the world, huh? I bet you if I had an a in my last name instead of an I I'd have half the #23 jersey sales you have."

Jordan says, "Who are you?"
 
You had it, and then the ending...

How about a drunk Jordan spots drunk Kermit Corbin in a nice public bar, Corbin belligerently says, "Mike! Mike Jordan! Bestest basketball player in the world, huh? I bet you if I had an a in my last name instead of an I I'd have half the #23 jersey sales you have."

Jordan says, "Who are you?"

I don't know. I thought my ending was pretty good. The only thing I'd change is to add a pause to the punchline:

"Dude..." Corbin facepalms. "That's Kwame Brown"
 
Corbin looks around, meets the eyes of a hot blond who gives him an inviting sexy look, then walks right past her and starts flirting with an old lady. So Jordan, all confused and ****, whispers to him, "What is wrong with you, man? That hottie so wanted you!". So Corbin turns to Jordan and says, "dude, that's Kwame Brown".

Pretty good, I thought you were going here with it though:

Corbin looks around, meets the eyes of a hot young blond who gives him an inviting sexy look, then walks right past her and starts flirting with an old lady. So Jordan, all confused and ****, whispers to him, "What is wrong with you, man? That hottie so wanted you!". So Corbin turns to Jordan and says, "dude, she has veteran experience.".
 
Pretty good, I thought you were going here with it though:

Corbin looks around, meets the eyes of a hot young blond who gives him an inviting sexy look, then walks right past her and starts flirting with an old lady. So Jordan, all confused and ****, whispers to him, "What is wrong with you, man? That hottie so wanted you!". So Corbin turns to Jordan and says, "dude, she has veteran experience.".
No, "She's a rookie."
 
Pretty good, I thought you were going here with it though:

Corbin looks around, meets the eyes of a hot young blond who gives him an inviting sexy look, then walks right past her and starts flirting with an old lady. So Jordan, all confused and ****, whispers to him, "What is wrong with you, man? That hottie so wanted you!". So Corbin turns to Jordan and says, "dude, she has veteran experience.".

I thought about that, but I wanted to include Jordan in it. So I thought I'd set it up as a Corbin pro-vet joke, but have Jordan's drafting genius as the punchline.
 
Mychal Lowman ‏@My_Lo 13h
So Tyrone Corbin and Michael Jordan walk into a bar ... no this is not a joke ... evidently this happened.
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Denim Millward ‏@DenimMillward 13h
@My_Lo cue the Jazz/Hornicats trade rumors.
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David J. Smith ‏@davidjsmith1232 13h
@DenimMillward @My_Lo Marvin Williams for Gerald Henderson S&T. MJ likes that school Marvin attended...
 
Mychal Lowman ‏@My_Lo 13h
So Tyrone Corbin and Michael Jordan walk into a bar ... no this is not a joke ... evidently this happened.
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Denim Millward ‏@DenimMillward 13h
@My_Lo cue the Jazz/Hornicats trade rumors.
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David J. Smith ‏@davidjsmith1232 13h
@DenimMillward @My_Lo Marvin Williams for Gerald Henderson S&T. MJ likes that school Marvin attended...


all bogus
 
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