jazz too make trade in next two weeks. sources confirmed

Discussion in 'Utah Jazz' started by Fishsticks, Dec 15, 2012.

  1. Fishsticks

    Fishsticks Banned

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    My sources (strippers) tell me they are hearing a lot of trade rumors revolving around the jazz. Mark eaton confirmed jazz to move both paul and al jefferson by the deadline and one before the end of t he year. Strippers are worth more than breasts and lappys huh bitches?
     
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  2. Catchall

    Catchall Well-Known Member

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    Tell Mark Eaton, it's called a trade deadline because it's the deadline to make trades before the end of the year.
     
  3. Fishsticks

    Fishsticks Banned

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    Siurces tell me mark needs three strippers per lap.
     
  4. miki

    miki New Member

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    jazz needs to keep millsap and trade Al and Derrick Favors for good SF
     
  5. Dr. Jones

    Dr. Jones In pursuit of #9 Contributor

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    LOL - which SF you want for Al and Derrick???
     
  6. Weezur

    Weezur Well-Known Member

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    I didn't believe you. So I went to a strip club and tried paying the strippers enough money to let me in on these trade rumors and they just kept taking their tops off and dancing in front of me. Waste of time.
     
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  7. Chris

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    Are they going too trade for Hooked On Phonics to, or are they just going two trade for the players?
     
  8. gregbroncs

    gregbroncs Well-Known Member

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    That SF better be named Durant or Lebron then. Otherwise your trade idea sucks.
     
  9. honz

    honz Thunder Fanatic Contributor

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    Wait, which strip club were you at? Cause there have been conflicting reports between different establishments.
     
  10. sojodave

    sojodave Well-Known Member

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    The Jazz have as much chance of making a trade as congress agreeing with the president on the fiscal cliff.
     
  11. franklin

    franklin Well-Known Member

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    There aren't any hot strippers in Vegas. I suspect this report is a little flappy.
     
  12. Cope

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    You are going to the wrong strip joints... The ones near Fremont suck..... Spearmint Rhino or Cheetas and you will be impressed..... This report is 100% true!
     
  13. 8

    8 Well-Known Member Contributor

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    Can't forget the Peppermint Hippo!
     
  14. jazzyapma

    jazzyapma Well-Known Member

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    Outsourcing sucks. I love my wife.
     

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