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Jerry Sloan sells off all his tractors (Yahoo! Sports article about Sloan's life outside the NBA).

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"Seriously. WTF is wrong with you?"
 
I would absolutely watch a non-working coaching legends reality show in which Jerry Sloan, Don Nelson, Lenny Wilkins, Larry Brown, and Phil Jackson all had to live in a house together.

Lenny would have no clue what was going on. Sloan would strangle someone. Larry would constantly be trying to get the producers to bring in new coaches in exchange for Lenny. Don Nelson would effectively be the Snookie of the situation, except with more alcohol and fried pickles. And Phil Jackson would be the guy trying to act above it all that still signed on for a reality show.

This would have to be better than Basketball Wives.
 
Sirkickyass said:
I would absolutely watch a non-working coaching legends reality show in which Jerry Sloan, Don Nelson, Lenny Wilkins, Larry Brown, and Phil Jackson all had to live in a house together.

Lenny would have no clue what was going on. Sloan would strangle someone. Larry would constantly be trying to get the producers to bring in new coaches in exchange for Lenny. Don Nelson would effectively be the Snookie of the situation, except with more alcohol and fried pickles. And Phil Jackson would be the guy trying to act above it all that still signed on for a reality show.

This would have to be better than Basketball Wives.
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Does that make you the Phil Jackson of this site? Minus the success of course.
 
there ya go SLOAN! enjoy life, doesn't that sound good... his quote from the article "Adjusting to a non-schedule is sort of different,'' Sloan said. "There isn't anywhere I have to be.''

Not at shootaround. Not at a game. Not somewhere preparing for the playoffs.

Not on an airplane. Not at a hotel checkout desk. Not on a bus to this arena or that.

https://sports.yahoo.com/nba/news?slug=ycn-8341029
 
LiemD said:
there ya go SLOAN! enjoy life, doesn't that sound good... his quote from the article "Adjusting to a non-schedule is sort of different,'' Sloan said. "There isn't anywhere I have to be.''
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Usually the last thing a senior citizen says before they find them dead on their recliner while watching reruns of The Jokers Wild on the Game Show Network.
 
What's next? Will we soon hear that Jerry Sloan is going to be on Dancing With the Stars? The cosmos has gone seriously out of whack!
 
Sirkickyass said:
I would absolutely watch a non-working coaching legends reality show in which Jerry Sloan, Don Nelson, Lenny Wilkins, Larry Brown, and Phil Jackson all had to live in a house together.

Lenny would have no clue what was going on. Sloan would strangle someone. Larry would constantly be trying to get the producers to bring in new coaches in exchange for Lenny. Don Nelson would effectively be the Snookie of the situation, except with more alcohol and fried pickles. And Phil Jackson would be the guy trying to act above it all that still signed on for a reality show.

This would have to be better than Basketball Wives.
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Bring in Rodman, Deron, and Magic to make it even more interesting...
 
Not surprised at all. The farm was his stress relief; it was his place to "get away" from the Jazz, but in that same sense, to work through problems and to contemplate his future each off-season. Working on the tractors is probably a painful exercise; every visit to the farm would bring back memories and remind him of his life with the Jazz. I would not be surprised to hear in the near future that he has sold the farm. I just hope I don't read he has "bought the farm."
 
Sirkickyass said:
It sure stings getting called not a success by a public school teacher with a porn addiction. Really feeling the burn.
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Ouch man.

But on a related but not really related note KEK is also feeling the burn but from a lack of lotion and possible STD reasons.
 
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