Karl Malone Fever

[Scat]

Not sure what is going on over at realgm.com but there are a number of threads on the general basketball board comparing Malone to all sorts of other players. There is even a Malone vs Doc Emmet Brown.
https://forums.realgm.com/boards/viewforum.php?f=6&start=25

 

[Jack Strop]

Damn, thought this was a new disease going round, spread via contact with scat.

 

[The Jazz Wonderbra]

Karl Malone ate the man that ate the bat in China that caused the Corona Virus. Hence... Rudy Goburt is a turrible human bean.

PS. Donovan Mitchell caused this morning's earthquakes when he saw George's Niang.

 

[Archie Moses]

Damn, thought this was a new disease going round, spread via contact with scat.

Like one that makes you speak in third person.

 

[Keefe]