Knee-Jerk Thread

Discussion in 'Utah Jazz' started by HeavenHarris, Dec 1, 2012.

  1. HeavenHarris

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    TRADE EVERYONE!

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  2. HeavenHarris

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    ATTN UGLI: please get in here and make this thread official so i can correctly label the thread.
     
  3. UGLI baby

    UGLI baby Well-Known Member

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  4. Gas

    Gas Well-Known Member

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    Haha. Nice thread HeavenHarris.

    Fire everyone.
     
  5. HeavenHarris

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    wait, you cant edit thread titles? tried to edit-in "OFFICIAL" but wouldnt let me.
    lame. oh well. at least it is official now! wooooo

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  6. HeavenHarris

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    omg another loss guyz
     
  7. UGLI baby

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  8. JazzyD

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    Heaven Harris to the Hawks and I'd be happy.
     
  9. BYE

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    Frankly, our mediocrity is creating the overreacting Frankenstein monsters you observe after losses. I'm glad we have you HH to be that one voice to keep us from selling the team for a French franc, which is consequently not much.
     
  10. UGLI baby

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    Harvin Williams avail?
     
  11. BYE

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    Oh, HH, who's your favorite player now that Harris is gone?
     
  12. franklin

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    Big Al.
     
  13. Weezur

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    If we trade 13 of our guys, can we get Lebron and Durant as our 2 man team for all 13 of our guys? We'll just go 2 on 5.
    Maybe keep Favors...he could be real special
     
  14. JazzyD

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    Favors could just stay down on defense and guard the rim. We wouldn't need him on the other end. I concur! KOC, make it happen!
     
  15. BYE

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    Thanks HeavenHarris, oh, I mean Franklin. Great minds think alike, I guess.
     
  16. franklin

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    *franklin

    How's my little gumshoe doing today? Is that giant schnauz hot on the scent yet? Maybe you can pm NoAss for hints.
     
  17. BYE

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    Oh, I don't know--now that I have moved to the status of your emotive diminutive "little".

    Sentence 1: desire to possess and control the subject with an emphasis on the diminutive, equally matched by the title of someone that seeks after or pursues, much like love poets defined the amator verses the beloved. You have thus made yourself the beloved of the amator.

    Sentence 2: emphasis on the phallic-like schnauz (of Germanic origin related to Schnauzer and its long wet muzzle), punctuated with expressive phrasing like giant, hot, scent.

    Sentence 3: emphasis on the power of knowing and thus power over someone who is passive and dependent on your superior position, punctuated by the suggestion of a transitive verb "pm" (very close to the verb pound) followed by the objectified "NoAss", i.e., doing something to an Ass.

    I hope you're happy with how you've used me in your verbal display of dominance.
     
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  18. Chris-L

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    wtf just happened?
     
  19. BYE

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    I asked myself the same question. Disturbing to have your agency usurped!
     
  20. franklin

    franklin Well-Known Member

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    Our wordsmith here has discovered the secret about somebody taking each one of us and creating a copycat duplicate & then taking the personality to an extreme. I offered a hint and he used it as a platform to show off from while double dipping with a couple cheap shots my way.
     

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