**Marvin Williams OFFICIAL New Nickname**

UGLI baby

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Y'all seen Home Alone? Remember Marv?



Well, ya remember how Marv always wanted him and Harry to be "The Wet Bandits?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7vCYAaD3Mo

Now that you're up to speed on that, did you know that when someones jumpshot is on fire and they are draining buckets, the kids call their jumper "wet?"

Well, Marv's gonna be draining long range bomb 3 pointers all year.

Marvin Williams aka The Wet Bandit
 

Stifle Tower

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When you have to go to great lengths to explain a nickname, chance's are it's a real stretch.
But it was a pretty good effort.

Based on all the salivating over Kanter's workout pics, maybe we should rename him "Wet Dream."
 

Scat

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When you have to go to great lengths to explain a nickname, chance's are it's a real stretch.
But it was a pretty good effort.

Based on all the salivating over Kanter's workout pics, maybe we should rename him "Wet Dream."
Would that make Big Al "wet head"
 

spycam1

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The Wet Bandit thing also works cause it still manages to play into his awesome duck-like powers.
 

fishonjazz

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I still like the nickname of "duckbutt" better but good try.
 
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