**Marvin Williams OFFICIAL New Nickname**

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  1. UGLI baby

    UGLI baby Well-Known Member

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    Y'all seen Home Alone? Remember Marv?

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    Well, ya remember how Marv always wanted him and Harry to be "The Wet Bandits?"

    [video=youtube;X7vCYAaD3Mo]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7vCYAaD3Mo[/video]

    Now that you're up to speed on that, did you know that when someones jumpshot is on fire and they are draining buckets, the kids call their jumper "wet?"

    Well, Marv's gonna be draining long range bomb 3 pointers all year.

    Marvin Williams aka The Wet Bandit
     
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  2. Stifle Tower

    Stifle Tower Punch Bowl Re-Filler

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    When you have to go to great lengths to explain a nickname, chance's are it's a real stretch.
    But it was a pretty good effort.

    Based on all the salivating over Kanter's workout pics, maybe we should rename him "Wet Dream."
     
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  3. Scat

    Scat Well-Known Member

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    Would that make Big Al "wet head"
     
  4. Gas

    Gas Well-Known Member

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    His nickname is Ducky
     
  5. UGLI baby

    UGLI baby Well-Known Member

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    Guys, I wasnt asking. This is his nickname.
     
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  6. sgjazzfan

    sgjazzfan Well-Known Member

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    You're sick man, you're really sick.
     
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  7. spycam1

    spycam1 Well-Known Member

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    Not to mention Gordon "Wet Willy" Hayward.
     
  8. Stifle Tower

    Stifle Tower Punch Bowl Re-Filler

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    I'm just glad we don't have Arroyo on the team anymore, as this line of thought would head in a very ugli direction.
     
  9. spycam1

    spycam1 Well-Known Member

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    The Wet Bandit thing also works cause it still manages to play into his awesome duck-like powers.
     
  10. Joe Bagadonuts

    Joe Bagadonuts Well-Known Member

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    Half the time I can't figure out what 50% of you guys are talking about.
     
  11. squareinthecircle

    squareinthecircle Active Member

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    That's some Yogi Berra like confusion.
     
  12. Shaggy

    Shaggy Well-Known Member

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    you totally Bushed up the Ron Burgundy quote... shame on you.
     
  13. Growlor

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    I vote Midnight Love.

    Obscure reference, but I like it.
     
  14. GVC

    GVC Well-Known Member

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    Uh...Earl's Mexican, dude.
     
  15. franklin

    franklin Well-Known Member

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    I choose UGLI SCABIES
     
  16. franklin

    franklin Well-Known Member

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    ^term of endearment
     
  17. fishonjazz

    fishonjazz Well-Known Member Contributor

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    I still like the nickname of "duckbutt" better but good try.
     
  18. Dr. Jones

    Dr. Jones In pursuit of #9 Contributor

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    Soo, what's his nickname? Be serious.
     
  19. UGLI baby

    UGLI baby Well-Known Member

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    The Wet Bandit
     
  20. Dr. Jones

    Dr. Jones In pursuit of #9 Contributor

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    That sounds kinda creepy, honestly. Sounds like a Wes q-tip or something.
     

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