Marvin's Concussion

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  1. JGolds

    JGolds Well-Known Member

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    Here is Burks chance to do something meaningful ..................
     
  3. JGolds

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    yup, he will et to keep the bench nice and warm for carroll and foye... such a meaningful duty.
     
  4. Crawlnstall

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    Its sad to see. Burks is full of potential. He needs minutes on a regular basis to show what he can do, otherwise he'll just rot on the bench...poor kid
     
  5. Jazz Spazz

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    Don't underestimate what a positive attitude and passing rep to the players that actually play can do for a team.

    He needs to make a few positive statements in the huddles, and he needs to get a few butt slaps in there.

    If he gets 5 or more of any combination of these things, we win this game!
     
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  6. Jazz Spazz

    Jazz Spazz Inconceivable Moderator

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    btw jgolds, you tricked me. I thought this thread would be about Marvin, not FREE BURKS!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!

    Nice trick/troll.

    I've just been Tricktrolled!
     
  7. Weezur

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    Yeah butt-slapping is under-rated.
    You look at the top bench warmers in this league and they're butt-slapping at a rate of 3-4 butts/quarter. We had a guy by the name of Jarron Collins who mastered the technique.
     
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  8. JGolds

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    Butt slaping has been noted, i will tweet burks to let him know, maybe put a message on his facebook wall. lol
     
  9. mellow

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    Maybe in his early days, but as he got older he grew soft. Probably cost the Jazz the series against the Lakers.
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  10. Weezur

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    2 things-
    1) Is that particular scene worthy of a butt-slap?
    2) Eventually crap front court defense overcomes lack of butt-slapping and that was the problem in the LA series. You can't blame a Hall of Famer in Collins for that.
     
  11. CitizenofCapua

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    I've noticed the increase of butt slap rate on this team lately (even Corbin consistently performs it). So Burks won't be needed on that category.. Too much butt slap can cause skin chafing.

    Warning: Don't search "skin chafing" on Google images!
     
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  12. CitizenofCapua

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    Btw, just uploaded it.. How about the other concussion caused by Marvin Williams on Robin Lopez?

    [video=youtube;0NjGap_SqeQ]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0NjGap_SqeQ[/video]
     
  13. Jazz Spazz

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    I heard Locke's call of this on the radio this morning.
    DJ and PK were mocking it because he got excited and said Marvin threw down some dirty filth or something like that and they wanted every text to come in with that at the beginning.

    I agree, Locke should be mocked for his stupid wordagery.

    Anybody remember the exact wording on that?
     
  14. mellow

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    That is some good life advice right there.

    Dirty, filthy, hunk of love......oh my! Something like that.

    I was listening to the opening quarter in the truck last night, and I was pleased with Locke, I could actually tell what was happening in the game. Then I tuned in later, after the kids ran me off the TV, and heard the Marvin dunk call, I was dissappointed. Great energy, wrong word choices.

    What is wrong with thunderous, awesome, powerful, or monster dunk? They all tell the same story, without overselling it.
     
  15. Jazz Spazz

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    That could be it.

    He makes it sound like he is doing something terribly wrong to the basket. He needs to change his word choices in situations like that.
     
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  17. JGolds

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    only you would take those 7 words out of that sentance and comment on it. strange that your eyes went right to that line... Hhmm so strange... all of us here on the JFC will be here for you if you ever need to tell us something....
     
  18. Beantown

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    A simple "haha" would have been a more sufficient response. I also should have played the over used "thats what she said" card.
     
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  19. JGolds

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    yeah your probably right. i apoligize for being a (blankity blank). please accept what little rep i have as an apoligy?
     
  20. Zulu

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    Burks will be doing his best Colin Kaepernick impression!!!
     
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