My Birthday Present

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Stoked, Nov 13, 2012.

  1. Stoked

    Stoked Modstapo Staff Member

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    So my bday isn't for two weeks. Well I found my present by accident. Well I didn't even try to resist. I pulled it out and played with it. I put it back when I was done.

    My Kindle Fire and I will get along great.

    Should I feel bad? I don't at all lol.
     
  2. Chris-L

    Chris-L Well-Known Member

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    thats what i got my wife for her birthday a while back, they are pretty awesome.
     
  3. nightmare3983

    nightmare3983 First BF League CHAMP Contributor

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    Just act surprised.
     
  4. Scat

    Scat Well-Known Member

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    She's gonna know when she sees all the greasy fingerprints from the fast food you were eating while playing on it.
     
  5. Stoked

    Stoked Modstapo Staff Member

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    Fingerprints? Amateur...
     
  6. franklin

    franklin Well-Known Member

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    Keep talking.
     
  7. Stoked

    Stoked Modstapo Staff Member

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    Blow up sheep are awesome! Put in a barnyard animal noise tape and whoa buddy!
     
  8. nightmare3983

    nightmare3983 First BF League CHAMP Contributor

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    Stop talking.
     
  9. Dr. Jones

    Dr. Jones In pursuit of #9 Contributor

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    Hahahhahaa
     
  10. Scat

    Scat Well-Known Member

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    Well, whatever was greased up then while you were playing with it.
     
  11. Stoked

    Stoked Modstapo Staff Member

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    If you want to be an amateur the rest of your life than fine!
     
  12. franklin

    franklin Well-Known Member

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    Guys!

    I found my birthday present early today. I pulled it out and held it gently, close to my chest daring myself to take the next step. Momma's voice rang through my head "don't do it; you'll regret trading 15 seconds of pleasure for a lifetime of pain", but the animal urges inside me couldn't resist much longer. Testing the waters, I slipped my hand inside a paper seem and ran my fingers back and forth across it. I wanted to open this baby up so badly, craving the devilish pleasure of fondling the forbidden fruit inside. After moments of hugging and rubbing, I worked up enough courage to take the plunge. I nibbled on the masking tape and pulled it back slowly, teasingly. The package came apart so easily that it startled me a little, & holding my breath I attempted to unsheathe the package worrying that undoubtedly something would impede my excavation. But nothing did! It came right off without any resistance and oh what I found inside! A ku ku ku kindle fire!

    Yeah, I'm bored already.
     
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