Not going to be a habit, but quotes tomorrow if Jazz beat Rockets

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  1. JazzAvenues

    JazzAvenues Well-Known Member 2018 Award Winner

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    Not going to be a habit, but quotes tomorrow if Jazz beat Rockets
     
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  2. infection

    infection Well-Known Member Staff Member 2018 Award Winner

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    Where are the quotes? The title led me to believe you already had the quotes.
     
  3. NAOS

    NAOS Well-Known Member

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    @hhoop
    Are you blameworthy in these delays, per chance?? ;)
     
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  4. LogGrad98

    LogGrad98 Well-Known Member Contributor

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    Dude!
     
  5. Thee jazz fan

    Thee jazz fan Well-Known Member

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    Houston quotes should be epic. Jazzfanz might explode. Lol
     
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  6. Thee jazz fan

    Thee jazz fan Well-Known Member

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    So, no game thread tonight?
     
  7. Nate505

    Nate505 Modstapo Lite Staff Member

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    I will be anxiously awaiting them tomorrow. The crying from Clutch******* should be great.
     
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  8. JazzyFresh

    JazzyFresh Well-Known Member

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    Maybe it should be a habit. We've played our best 2 games imo.
     
  9. Ron Mexico

    Ron Mexico Well-Known Member Contributor

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    Damn it, now I have to stay awake for these quotes!
     
  10. infection

    infection Well-Known Member Staff Member 2018 Award Winner

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    We’re 2-0 on day-after JA threads. Anyone willing to sacrifice their quote reading for 14 hours to continue this thing? It could give JA a rest, too.
     
  11. hhoop

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    Oh, sure, blame anesthesia. Everyone else does.

    Meantime, a little Twitter fun to help you pass the time.
     
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  12. JazzMan4Life

    JazzMan4Life Well-Known Member Contributor

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    @JazzAvenues please take your time and give me some Clutchfan tears!

    Edit: The first two posts in the Clutchfans thread:

    "Must. Beat. The. Jazz."

    "The best part about this game is I won't be able to watch it!"
     
  13. nateboz

    nateboz Well-Known Member

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    Just reading reddit. Hahaha they are legit scared Harden is going to ask for a trade out of there.

    Sent from my SM-N950U using Tapatalk
     
  14. Revolution 9

    Revolution 9 Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Here are some quotes from Clutchfans:

    "Gobert doesn’t even really play and Mitchell scores 6 points and we lose by 20 points?

    How are we so bad?"

    "We're not even as good as the team from Dwight's last season in Houston LMAO. Fire Moray! lol"

    " Seriously do we make the playoffs this year? Asking for a friend..."

    "Hope all those **** fans get home safe to their mobile homes"

    "We played like a bunch of lazy scrubs."

    "#TANKFORZION"

    "Harden still laughing on bench. SMH.

    We need a real leader."

    "On the bright side, we're killing Gobert's +/-."

    "Nothing worst than getting embarrassed on national TV. Entire national media and all the casuals will point and laugh at us for the rest of the year."
     
  15. Revolution 9

    Revolution 9 Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    more Clutchtears....

    "Quinn Snyder looks like a Coke head."

    "Can it get any worse?"

    "Ol bitch *** Dantoni smirking and smiling .. boy they don't want to play for you no more. You out."

    "I feel so gross that I need to shower, and I literally just took one at halftime."

    "I ****ing hate the Jazz. Not necessarily this iteration,but their entire organization and history"

    "Those chicks from Little House on the Prairie can ball better than this."

    "Embarrassing. Pathetic. Gutless ."

    "This is one of the most depressing Rockets games I have ever watched."
     
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    Revolution 9 Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    "Trade everybody but harden and capela."

    "My goodness. This game stinks worse than a Wendy's Baconator."

    "30 run rule"

    "Cryon' for Zion"

    "rock bottom"

    "Send Harden to the Pee-League"

    "I swear Quin Snyder is the epitome of the look of a guy that shows up at work Monday morning still reeling from a weekend bender of blow and hookers"

    "It’s over. Season is over"

    "This is the saddest game of the season."

    "Wow, Ingles is a super athletic all star??"

    "is it just me, or did Gobert look like an uncoordinated dork, slapping those bottles."
     
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    "Wish we had a guy like Ingles"

    "Can we move the franchise somewhere else and start over?"
    *"I hear Seattle is hiring"

    "If I hear we lost Ariza one more time"

    "Damn..what a shot by DMITCHELL

    meanwhile, we watch ENNIS and his airballs"

    "The Gobert ejection actually hurt the Rockets. Made us give less effort and energized the Jazz."

    "Jazz have old farts out there kicking our ***"

    "This team is worse than trash .. it has reached dumpster juice level. Fn pathetic."

    "it's just one game"

    "We played hard and stupid at the same time."

    "this game is interesting as watching nose strips removing blackheads on youtube."

    "I've dated girls uglier than this game"

    "Ingles is sneaky Laimbeer like guy"

    "The Stifle Shower..."
     
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