Playoff Game 5: Jazz at Clippers 4/25/17 8:30 ROOT, TNT

[kiri.de.carlos]

Last game thread worked well so here we go. Same format only using quotes from other teams fan’s after wins. Lets take the lead in this series!

Game 5 Staring:

Why is his face skin so taut, George Hill

Taking Redicks lunch money, Joe Ingles

The only player in the NBA to increase his attractiveness every year for six years, Gordon Hayward

The most refined old man game in the league, Boris Diaw

16 feet from fingertip to fingertip, Rudy Gobert

Coming in off the Bench:

Limping on one leg, Derrick Favors

Ok, he can dribble a bit, Raul Neto

He has the old man strength, Joe Johnson

Who the f*** are these players fam, Joel Bolomboy

So big for a point guard, he’s huge, Dante Exum

Couldn't hit a damn thing when in ATL, now he can hit 3s, Shelvin Mack

Go away, Rodney Hood

Has a future at this thing, Trey Lyles

Most likely inactive:

If he wasn't so injury prone he could be a really good player, Alec Burks

Looks like one of those guys who played in the 50s, Jeff Withey

Fearlessly led by:

Living proof that cokeheads can be successful, Quin Snyder

 

[kiri.de.carlos]

 

[kiri.de.carlos]

 

[Siro]

Game 5, not 6. Mods fix title.

 

[str8line]

Living proof that cokeheads can be successful, Quin Snyder

The only player in the NBA to increase his attractiveness every year for six years, Gordon Hayward

Why is his face skin so taut, George Hill




LOL.

 

[Stoked]

GO JAZZ!!!! Time to shut this **** down.

 

[VINYLONE]

GO JAZZ!!!! Time to shut this **** down.

Love this, yo.

 

[kiri.de.carlos]

Game 5, not 6. Mods fix title.

Oops, thanks

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[fishonjazz]

You have outdone yourself

 

[Stoked]

Gobert, Boris, Hayward, Exum and Bolomboy have some nice style.

 

[kiri.de.carlos]

Gobert, Boris, Hayward, Exum and Bolomboy have some nice style.

Seriously thought Bolomboy was our ugliest player until that picture. Yumm

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[Saint Cy of JFC]

NBA players in dress shoes look insane. Gobert and Bolomboy's feet are so damn long.

 

[kiri.de.carlos]

How do we make Neto bigger? I mean he's proportionate to everyone elsen but still

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[infection]

He take that picture at the stake center?

 

[ONE LOVE]

Whatever happened to Burks? Is he injured again? We need to give Burks money to Ingles, tbh.

 

[kiri.de.carlos]

Whatever happened to Burks? Is he injured again? We need to give Burks money to Ingles, tbh.

Broken knee. Not sure exactly but they injected some plasma into his knee.

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[ONE LOVE]

Broken knee. Not sure exactly but they injected some plasma into his knee.

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Broken knee?!? Since when??? That sounds serious.

 

[kiri.de.carlos]

Broken knee?!? Since when??? That sounds serious.

The last couple games. Someone said the plasma injection might be a sign of long term knee inflamation control...I'm not a knee doctor so I don't know

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[infection]

I think we should start Exum tomorrow in place of Boris. It would give us a lot of switching options on Paul and JJ. Let Hayward play Speights out on the perimeter. Diaw has to come out of the starting lineup and inserting a bench player may disrupt rhythm, except Exum.

 

[Monte666]

Rudy's feet look like the crows from dumbo

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