Post Moronic Things You've Done to Make Me Feel Better About What I Did

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  1. Archie Moses

    Archie Moses Well-Known Member

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    So today I went to leave for work. I had to load my car up with a bunch of stuff for work and made multiple trips into my house. When I finally had everything in my car I got in and turned it on. I realized I left my sun-glasses inside the house and I was like, "Crap, I got to go back inside again." I opened the door and went to run inside to get them real quick, the only thing is, I had my car in reverse already (it was really early and I didn't get enough sleep.) When I took my foot off the break my car started rolling backwards in my garage. I went to hit the break, but from the weird angle I was at, I hit the gas. My car went flying back and about dragged me under and pinned me against the garage (probably would have killed me) but I hit the break and stopped it, but not before my opened car door got bent backwards Tommy Boy style from my garbage cans. Holy cow was I pissed. I've never done anything stupid like this before, never been in a wreck, only ever had one ticket, so I guess something like this was going to happen? Right? ( I'm just trying to make myself feel better).


    hehepeepeecaca! I'm a dumbass and you can quote that.
     
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  2. TroutBum

    TroutBum My Member's Premium Contributor

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    Well, this just made my day complete. Thank you, Archibald, thank you.


    On topic, I've never done a stupid thing in my life. I'm perfect.
     
  3. Archie Moses

    Archie Moses Well-Known Member

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    Didn't you get married, too?
     
  4. UGLI baby

    UGLI baby Well-Known Member

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  5. UGLI baby

    UGLI baby Well-Known Member

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    Today, I had a long lunch brake so I decided to get some errands done. Went and got an oil change, a car wash, and got my breaks fixed.

    Stupid thing is, I left my wallet at the break shop so I had to go back to grab it, by the time I got back to work I was about a half hour late from my lunch brake and my boss flipped. I told him about leaving my wallet at the break repair shop, but he didnt want to hear it and sent me home early.

    Hopefully I still have a job when I go in tomorrow morning or I think my girlfriend will probly brake up with me :(
     
  6. Archie Moses

    Archie Moses Well-Known Member

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    This made me feel a lot better - especially if you lose your job and your girl. Please update when you find out.
     
  7. TroutBum

    TroutBum My Member's Premium Contributor

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    Aww, you want to brake his heart?
     
  8. Archie Moses

    Archie Moses Well-Known Member

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    I really hope he knows I was joking. That is some mean **** right there, guy.
     
  9. GVC

    GVC Well-Known Member

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    I avoid doing stupid things by doing nothing at all.
     
  10. TroutBum

    TroutBum My Member's Premium Contributor

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    I hope he brakes into your safe and brakes your bank.
     
  11. Archie Moses

    Archie Moses Well-Known Member

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    It's hard doing nothing. You never know when you're done.
     
  12. Saint Cy of JFC

    Saint Cy of JFC Well-Known Member

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    A couple of a years ago I was in a parking garage and I was parked right by one of the the big cement support beams. When I got back to my car, a big truck had parked really close to me on the other side. I was pretty tired also, and I only looked over one shoulder. For some reason I thought I was easing off the break, but I actually floored the gas. I caught my error pretty quickly, but I managed to rip my passenger mirror clean off by it hitting the support beam. Luckily, that is all it hit, didn't scrape the car or anything, just the mirror. It cost like 75$ to replace.

    I had a couple of friends with me though and I felt like a dumbass.
     
  13. Jerry Lundegaard

    Jerry Lundegaard Banned

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    I once had my wife kidnapped so I could steal from her father. Didn't go too well.
     
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  14. Ron Mexico

    Ron Mexico Formerly Broncster Contributor

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    I am sure it was a joke but I almost broke something out of anger after reading all the break/brake backwards ****.
     
  15. Saint Cy of JFC

    Saint Cy of JFC Well-Known Member

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    Don't brake something you can't fix.
     
  16. UGLI baby

    UGLI baby Well-Known Member

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    Give me a ****ing brake, man. Had a bad day and might not have a job to go to tomorrow.

    Really dont need someone braking down every single spelling and grammar error I make.
     
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  17. Gyp Rosetti

    Gyp Rosetti Banned

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    What a major dumbass.
     
  18. babe

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    From this brief description of your boss and the girl, if I were you, I'd look at the new start as a total positive.
     
  19. Gameface

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    I used to be sort of an aggro driver. Well, I still am, but I'm not quite as ridiculous.

    When my wife and I were dating we were driving in an old Toyota 2WD pickup, one of the really small ones. I was at the intersection of 72nd (Fort Union Blvd) and 9th east turning right onto 9th east. I was turning onto a 2 lane road and there was a van going through the intersection and driving in the left lane so I made my turn into the right lane. In the middle of the intersection the guy changes lanes (illegal) and rides up on my ass right after I make the turn and honks at me. I slammed on the breakes (<--how do you like them apples?) and he rear-ended me. My wife (girlfriend at the time) was pissed but I was all huffy and puffy and ready to give this guy a piece of my mind. He gets out of the car, then his kids start getting out of the car ranging in age from 16ish to 7ish, then his very pregnant wife gets out of the car. To top it off the guy comes over and starts apologizing to me and was an all-around nice guy about it all. I really felt like a jackass. I stopped driving like such a prick for at least two weeks.
     
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  20. Saint Cy of JFC

    Saint Cy of JFC Well-Known Member

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    Wow
     

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