Poster Ideas for Warriors game

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  1. JFFR

    JFFR Well-Known Member

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    So I'm thinking about taking a poster to the game tomorrow night. I'm bitter and hate them. I want my poster to let the world know this. Here are some ideas I have, I'm looking for something better or hoping that I can inspire more people to bring posters.

    "Warriors? More like Cheaters!"
    "Christmas Wish List- Warriors Tank Second half of the Season Again"
    "Mark Jackson should be fined $250,000" (doubt they allow this one...)
    "Coach Jackson, Please Tank this Second Half too!"


    I need more ideas. Please help.

    I'm aware it's ridiculous and immature. I don't care.
     
  2. infection

    infection Well-Known Member

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    "Fines for not playing best players but no fines for franchise tanking entire season."

    Too long but give it some thought on how to best succinctly convey this message. Try to get some camera action (won't happen).
     
  3. Dr. Jones

    Dr. Jones In pursuit of #9 Contributor

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    Is it televised?

    If so, network?
     
  4. Chris-L

    Chris-L Well-Known Member

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    "Hey, GSW! Out-tank this, Bitches!!!!"
     
  5. Dr. Jones

    Dr. Jones In pursuit of #9 Contributor

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    Not bad.
     
  6. Dr. Jones

    Dr. Jones In pursuit of #9 Contributor

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    "Your snatch stinks .. and you get it from your mom!"
     
  7. pickledXgrandma

    pickledXgrandma Well-Known Member

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    "Your a towel!"
     
  8. infection

    infection Well-Known Member

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    "Mark, it's too bad you never got that starting job in front of Stockton."

    "Where tanking happens."

    "Mark, the jerk store called -- they're running out of you."

    "Mark, the FBI called -- they said your coaching sucks."
     
  9. Revolution 9

    Revolution 9 Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    "I tried to think of an insult, but I'd just come off bitter because your coach, and team is better"

    "Hey how's that tanking thing working out for you, oh wait....."

    "Hey Jazz can we tank too"

    "Tanking works, Example A:The team playing tonight"

    "If you want to tank for realz, trade for Big Al"
     
  10. candrew

    candrew Well-Known Member

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    "Hey Mark, I'm low on cash, text me a picture of your junk"
     
  11. Gyp Rosetti

    Gyp Rosetti Banned

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    Jazzfanz: Where crying about semi-tanking happens.

    Get over it bitches.
     
  12. udflyer

    udflyer Well-Known Member

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    No words.

    Just a picture of a tank with Mark Jacksons head sticking out.
     
  13. Lion's Roar

    Lion's Roar Active Member

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    What about?

    Spurs + rest = - $250.000
    Warriors + rest = Harrison Barnes
     
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  14. Lion's Roar

    Lion's Roar Active Member

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    "Oakland Promotion: Get a Tank! Win a Barn(es)!"

    "The NBA - Where battleships meet tankers!!!"

    "Oakland - Where tanking happens"
     
  15. infection

    infection Well-Known Member

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    Bingo.
     
  16. NAOS

    NAOS Banned

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    Additions suggested
     
  17. NAOS

    NAOS Banned

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    I like. As stupid and cartoonish as possible.
     
  18. freakazoid

    freakazoid Well-Known Member

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    Who cares about picks? Rookies almost never turn out good anyway. I say trade our picks this year for some more average vets, and try to squeeze out a couple more wins. I want my 4 more games.
     
  19. mellow

    mellow Well-Known Member

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    The game is Wednesday Night, December 26th at 7PM in the ESA.

    Here is a picture[​IMG]

    Now this can be the game thread. Sticky it at once.

    Go Jazz.
     
  20. mellow

    mellow Well-Known Member

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    David Locke @Lockedonsports Over the last 15 games Jazz defense ranks #27 in the NBA - same time period Warriors are the #4 offensive team


    David Locke @Lockedonsports: Al Jefferson and Paul Millsap against David Lee and Carl Landry who has the edge tonight?


    Tankers last game was Saturday the 22nd. They lost in LAL. The Tankers have lost back to back games only once this season....in November they lost at LAL then flew to Denver to lose an overtime game the next night. Mark Jack&*% says that his team hates losing. Tankers have won 9 of 13 in December.

    In his last 10 games 20 year old Harrison Barnes, the ill-begotten booty of tankgate, is averaging 23 minutes, 3 rpg, 1.5 assists, 6.8 points on about 33% shooting.

    Compare that to 20 year old Enes Kanter, who in his last 10 games is averaging 17 minutes, 5 rebounds, 7.7 points on 53% shooting.
     

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