Random no context movie quotes

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  1. gandalfe

    gandalfe Well-Known Member

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    Just what it sounds like. Post a movie quote for no reason.
     

  2. gandalfe

    gandalfe Well-Known Member

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    Is this testing whether I'm a replicant or a lesbian?
     
  3. Zombie

    Zombie Well-Known Member

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    Obviously you're not a golfer.
     
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  4. NPC D4617

    NPC D4617 Well-Known Member

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    Whoa!

    Guess who said that
     
  5. gandalfe

    gandalfe Well-Known Member

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    If not Arizona, then a land not too far away, where all parents are strong and wise and capable, and all children are happy and beloved. I don't know. Maybe it was Utah.
     
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  6. Darkwing Duck

    Darkwing Duck Well-Known Member

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    AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!! He touched my breast!
     
  7. Douchebag K

    Douchebag K Well-Known Member

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    Bill & Ted
     
  8. Douchebag K

    Douchebag K Well-Known Member

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    This deal gets worse all the time ......


    And no it’s not Magic Johnson
     
  9. Stars Fan

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    "I'll tell you the truth, and it's up to you to live with it."

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  10. Red

    Red Well-Known Member

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    Klaatu barada niktu!
     
  11. One Brow

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    He just got older and sicker. And older. And sicker. And older. And sicker.
     
  12. TroutBum

    TroutBum My Member's Premium Contributor

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    Awesome.
     
  13. gandalfe

    gandalfe Well-Known Member

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    I was just thinking what an interesting concept it is to eliminate the writer from the artistic process. If we could just get rid of these actors and directors, maybe we've got something here.
     
  14. JAZZGASM

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    This new learning amazes me Sir Bedevere. Explain to me again how sheep’s bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes.
     
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  15. Stars Fan

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    "Back Witch!"

    "I'm not a witch, I'm your wife, and after what you've just done I don't think I want to be that anymore. "

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  16. Stars Fan

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    "I must be overtired', she managed. 'The excitement and all.'

    'Rest then', her mother cautioned. 'Terrible things can happen when you're overtired. I was overtired the night your father proposed."

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  17. Stoked

    Stoked Well-Known Member Contributor 2018 Award Winner

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    I’m walking here!!

    We don’t need no stinking badges.

    They call it a royale with cheese.
     
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  18. bigmike

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    Where's my SNACK PACK?

    It's poop again!
    He called the **** poop!
     
  19. olden_undercover

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    Frenchman: You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person! I blow my nose at you, so-called Ah-thoor Keeng, you and all your silly English K-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-niggits! [makes taunting gestures at them]
    Sir Galahad: What a strange person.
    King Arthur: Now, look here, my good man-
    Frenchman: I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough water! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
    Sir Galahad: Is there someone else up there we can talk to?
    Frenchman: NO! Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time!
     
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  20. Greasy84

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    He wants it, he gets it!
     

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