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Screw the 4-5 seed, I want the 7-8.

It was a clear black night, a clear white moon
Rudy G. is on the streets, trying to consume
Some skirts for the eve, so I can get some funk
Just rollin' in my ride, chillin all alone
Just hit the eatside of the S.L.C.
On a mission trying to find Rudy G.
Seen a car full of skirts ain't no need to tweak
All you skirts know what's up with 801
So I hooks a left on the 15 to West Valley
Some brothas shootin dice so I said "let's do this"
I jumped out the ride, and said"what's up?"
Some brothas pulled some gats so I said "I'm stuck"
Since these girls peepin me I'ma glide and swerve
These hookers lookin so hard they straight hit the curb
Gonna think of better things than some horny tricks
I see my homey and some suckers all in his mix
I'm gettin jacked, I'm breakin myself
I can't believe they're taking Rudy's wealth
They took my rings, they took my rolex
I looked at the brothas and said "damn, what's next?"
They got my homey hemmed up and they all around
Ain't none of them seeing if they going straight pound for pound
I gotta come up real quick before they start to clown
I besta pull out my strap and lay them busters down
They got guns to my head
I think I'm going down
I can't believe this happened in my home town
If I had wings I would fly
Let me contemplate
I glanced in the cut and I see my homey Joe
Sixteen in the clip and one in the hole
Jingling Joe is about to make some bodies turn cold
Now they droppin and yellin
It's a tad bit late
Jingling Joe and Rudy G. had to regulate
I laid all them busters down
I let my gat explode
Now I'm switching my mind back into freak mode
If you want skirts step back and observe
I just left a gang of those over there on the curb
Now Joe got the freaks
And that's a known fact
Before I got jacked I was on the same track
Back up back up 'cause it's on
J-O-E-Y and me
The Rudy to the G
Just like I thought
They were in the same spot
In need of some desperate help
The Jingling Joe and the G-child
Were in need of something else
One of them dames was sexy as hell
I said "ooh I like your size"
She said "my car's broke down and you seem real nice, "
"would you let me ride?"
I got a car full of girls and it's going real swell
The next stop is the east side motel
I'm tweaking
Onto a whole new level
G-Funk
Stept towards
I dare ya
Funk
On a whole new level
The rythmn is the base and the base is the treble
Chords
Strings
We brings
Melody
G-Funk
Where rythmn is life
And life is rythmn
If you know like I know
You don't want to step to this
It's the G-Funk era
Funked out with a gangster twist
If you smoke like I smoke
Then you high like everyday
And if your *** is a buster
801 will regulate
 
Bawse Dawg said:
You dumb as hell. We can still do that in the second round.
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Screw that. I don't want a potential 5-6 seed first round loss. I want the hottest team in the NBA to punch Who?Stan or GSW in the face and promote the team for recruiting reasons.

It's moral victory time. Jae Crowder is a stud.
 
You don't want a potential 5-6 seed first round loss?

If the Jazz cannot beat the teams outside of the top 2 seeds how are they going to punch said top seeds in the face?
 
fishonjazz said:
And fry sauce. Hella fry sauce
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Don't forget the green Jello with shredded carrots! (Good hell, how'd someone even come up with that?)
I'm on board with the 5 if we could swing it. (Don't think it will happen but it would be awesome.) Build some confidence going into the second round and anything could happen.
 
I Think we have seen and made all the teams above us bleed. we know they are Mortal and fallible . However, that being said, This Portland team isn't the same Portland team we played before the break! they are dangerous now. They are the one team i wouldn't want to face 1st round.

I think Houston still has a weak constitution and can be rattled. Look no further then the 1st clips, houston match up.
 
6 seed is where it's at. Also our most likely destination.

At the same time, I would probably experience true nirvana if we were able to knock Chris Paul out of the first round again this year.
 
Spinoza said:
6 seed is where it's at. Also our most likely destination.

At the same time, I would probably experience true nirvana if we were able to knock Chris Paul out of the first round again this year.
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I believe the 3 seed is where it is truly at.
 
Spinoza said:
I guess I just haven't really considered that a legitimate possibility. Everything would have to go just right.
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Somebody did 1000 simulations and I think they had the 3 seed as the most likely outcome for the Jazz.

*NVM, it's the 4-seed as the most likely. The 3rd seed is the 5th most likely, below the 7th seed and above the 8th seed.
 
Archie Moses said:
It was a clear black night, a clear white moon
Rudy G. is on the streets, trying to consume
Some skirts for the eve, so I can get some funk
Just rollin' in my ride, chillin all alone
Just hit the eatside of the S.L.C.
On a mission trying to find Rudy G.
Seen a car full of skirts ain't no need to tweak
All you skirts know what's up with 801
So I hooks a left on the 15 to West Valley
Some brothas shootin dice so I said "let's do this"
I jumped out the ride, and said"what's up?"
Some brothas pulled some gats so I said "I'm stuck"
Since these girls peepin me I'ma glide and swerve
These hookers lookin so hard they straight hit the curb
Gonna think of better things than some horny tricks
I see my homey and some suckers all in his mix
I'm gettin jacked, I'm breakin myself
I can't believe they're taking Rudy's wealth
They took my rings, they took my rolex
I looked at the brothas and said "damn, what's next?"
They got my homey hemmed up and they all around
Ain't none of them seeing if they going straight pound for pound
I gotta come up real quick before they start to clown
I besta pull out my strap and lay them busters down
They got guns to my head
I think I'm going down
I can't believe this happened in my home town
If I had wings I would fly
Let me contemplate
I glanced in the cut and I see my homey Joe
Sixteen in the clip and one in the hole
Jingling Joe is about to make some bodies turn cold
Now they droppin and yellin
It's a tad bit late
Jingling Joe and Rudy G. had to regulate
I laid all them busters down
I let my gat explode
Now I'm switching my mind back into freak mode
If you want skirts step back and observe
I just left a gang of those over there on the curb
Now Joe got the freaks
And that's a known fact
Before I got jacked I was on the same track
Back up back up 'cause it's on
J-O-E-Y and me
The Rudy to the G
Just like I thought
They were in the same spot
In need of some desperate help
The Jingling Joe and the G-child
Were in need of something else
One of them dames was sexy as hell
I said "ooh I like your size"
She said "my car's broke down and you seem real nice, "
"would you let me ride?"
I got a car full of girls and it's going real swell
The next stop is the east side motel
I'm tweaking
Onto a whole new level
G-Funk
Stept towards
I dare ya
Funk
On a whole new level
The rythmn is the base and the base is the treble
Chords
Strings
We brings
Melody
G-Funk
Where rythmn is life
And life is rythmn
If you know like I know
You don't want to step to this
It's the G-Funk era
Funked out with a gangster twist
If you smoke like I smoke
Then you high like everyday
And if your *** is a buster
801 will regulate
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I didn't read it, yet, but I will give you credit for the effort.
 
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