Signs for Celtics game

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  1. infection

    infection Well-Known Member Staff Member 2018 Award Winner

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    Who's going? I know I'm not. I was thinking that some good signs wouldn't target past issues, but more play into casting doubt on current circumstances. I think things like "Morris > Hayward" would play a lot more mind games than meaningless nonsense about the past, and I'm all about the psychological warfare.

    Anyone have any good ones?
     
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  2. Handlogten's Heros

    Handlogten's Heros Well-Known Member

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    I believe I suggested several along those lines. Stuff about Hayward being Morris' backup... maybe just post their stat lines.

    I think a few suggesting Ainge will trade him for Anthony Davis would be good.

    I think a few Juvenile ones about his hair looking stupid now... some about calling Gail. Maybe some Zupas references. I also just like really basic ones like Hey Gordon - League of Legends is for dorks.
     
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  3. Saint Cy of JFC

    Saint Cy of JFC Well-Known Member

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    Zupas signs would be the best or just positive signs that say "Welcome Back Haywood".

    Don't make lame signs about his hair, LOL, or calling gail.
     
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  4. tedbundy

    tedbundy Well-Known Member

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    I'm a little more simplistic. I'm thinking a sign with a pic of Haywood that say "F#@k Off!" and that's it.
     
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  5. bigmike

    bigmike Well-Known Member

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    I think Haywayd's a dickhead, that's how I feel about the Celtics game.
     
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  6. Alfalfa

    Alfalfa Active Member

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    I love that Zupas idea.
     
  7. bigmike

    bigmike Well-Known Member

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    How about an anime sign of Rudy bending Hayward over and just plowing him?

    Any good artists on the board?
     
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  8. infection

    infection Well-Known Member Staff Member 2018 Award Winner

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    How do we get a hold of the Japanese fan that does the art?
     
  9. Saint Cy of JFC

    Saint Cy of JFC Well-Known Member

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    You people are really weird about how much you dislike Hayward.

    Like general rule of thumb, no anime porn inspired signs.
     
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  10. Saint Cy of JFC

    Saint Cy of JFC Well-Known Member

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    Another tasteful sign idea, a "You vs the guy she told you not worry about" meme sign of Hayward and Donovan.
     
  11. bigmike

    bigmike Well-Known Member

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    Part of the fun of being a fan, dude. Get out of your ivory tower.
     
  12. Saint Cy of JFC

    Saint Cy of JFC Well-Known Member

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    I must have missed the revenge anime porn fan fiction part of fandom.
     
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  13. Handlogten's Heros

    Handlogten's Heros Well-Known Member

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    Could do a pic of Hayward then the upgrade button and a pic of Joe.
     
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  14. MVP

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    Replace Horse with Hayward and anime character with a turd with Celtics logo.


    [​IMG]
     
  15. LoPo

    LoPo Well-Known Member

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    Trade Deadline 2019:
    "Brad Stevens will turn on Hayward faster than Hayward's ankle."

    Sent from my VS995 using JazzFanz mobile app
     
  16. Handlogten's Heros

    Handlogten's Heros Well-Known Member

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    Something along these lines might be good...

    Is daddy happy with standing in the corner while Kyrie and Tatum shoot all night?
    Is daddy happy that Marcus Morris is playing better than he is?
    Is daddy happy sitting out crunch time?
    Hey Gordon... they didn't retire Ray Allen's number... you think they will retire yours?

    Or a picture with Gordon Hayward's face really frustrated or sullen and the phrase... "when you reunite with your college coach... and become the 5th option on offense" or "when you turn down an extra $50M... to become Marcus Morris' backup"
     
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  17. yamers

    yamers Well-Known Member

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    the jazz should be happy hes gone..

    he's waaaaaaay under performing his 31mil a year contract. Celtics fans are already rdy to boo him out the building and wish they could move the contract.
     
  18. Alfalfa

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    We should also cheer every time Morris touches the ball.
     
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    Photo with Hayward's broken leg (nasty) : 4yr/$128M
    Photo with Mitchell's Lakers dunk : 4yr/$14M
    Who wins?
     
  20. LoPo

    LoPo Well-Known Member

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    Or keep it simple:

    "Hayward wants to be Donovan Mitchell when he grows up."

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