Testosterone levels go down when team loses

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  1. Gameface

    Gameface Fire Controlman

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    https://www.mendeley.com/research/t...ing-and-losing-among-fans-at-sporting-events/

    Sorry ladies, now is not a good time.
     
  2. moevillini

    moevillini the Chief Old D'oh Staff Member

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    LOL!!!

    So would the conclusion be that if you're having ED problems, you should consider switching teams?
     
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  3. Gameface

    Gameface Fire Controlman

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    Your team is determined more by genetics than anything else. We don't really have a choice, as Jazz fans, we were born this way.
     
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  4. LogGrad98

    LogGrad98 Well-Known Member Contributor

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    Well that explains the decades-long lower than normal birth rate, and subsequent baby boom, in Boston now doesn't it?
     
  5. fallenchicken

    fallenchicken Well-Known Member

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    I have to quit the jazz.


    I wish I could quit you.
     
  6. candrew

    candrew Well-Known Member

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    actually it has more to do with all the ugly chicks in Boston.
     
  7. Dr. Jones

    Dr. Jones In pursuit of #9 Contributor

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    this
     
  8. LogGrad98

    LogGrad98 Well-Known Member Contributor

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    Well you put the 2 together and it is a wonder any kids were ever born there.
     
  9. Jazz Spazz

    Jazz Spazz Inconceivable Staff Member

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    Actually there were just quite a few trips to other places.
    Vacations, Anniversaries, Disney World, the Caribbean, El Paso, Valentines day.
    I think there were actually quite a few unsuspecting move ins.
     
  10. 7StraightIsGreat

    7StraightIsGreat Well-Known Member

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    If this study is true, I will consider myself lucky that my ***** has not inverted and turned itself into a ****** considering my 2 pro teams are the Utah Jazz and Miami Dolphins.

    Hell, look what being a 9er fan prior to this year did to poor old Katie MCR.
     
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  11. 7StraightIsGreat

    7StraightIsGreat Well-Known Member

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    I CANNOT believe that the medical terms for male and female anatomy get caught up in the filter.

    What a joke.
     
  12. //r00t 4 Jazz

    //r00t 4 Jazz Well-Known Member

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    I think I might be a schizophrenic and you are an alternate personality the U, Jazz and Phins if you're favorite hockey team is the Pens then I'll be convinced I'm talking to myself and not even know it.
     
  13. 7StraightIsGreat

    7StraightIsGreat Well-Known Member

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    You are my new favorite poster. If nothing else, at least I know there's somebody out there suffering as muh as I do. I'm actually not that in to hockey, thus I don't have a favorite team, but just to complete the circle I will try to become a Pens fan....
     
  14. Archie Moses

    Archie Moses Well-Known Member

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    I was wondering why I couldn't get it up anymore.
     
  15. bigb

    bigb Free at last!!! Contributor

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    That explains why my last two kids were conceived in years the Jets went to the AFC Championship game.
     
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  16. JazzGal

    JazzGal Well-Known Member Contributor

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    It looks like Jazzfanz wives will be deprived for awhile this season. Or maybe they will consider it a vacation. ;)
     
  17. DutchJazzer

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  18. franklin

    franklin Well-Known Member

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    Testosterone down adrenaline up?
     
  19. //r00t 4 Jazz

    //r00t 4 Jazz Well-Known Member

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    I wonder if margin of loss increases the loss of testosterone, if so and if the season keeps up like this we can all have a girls night out and get our nails done as our outies will become innies.
     
  20. moevillini

    moevillini the Chief Old D'oh Staff Member

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    LOL!!!

    And to carry this one step further, I wonder how it correlates to the players on a losing team? If so, that's kind of a double whammy! And then wouldn't they perhaps play less aggressively, and spiral further downward? This could be bad fellas, this could be bad...
     

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