This is Our Time: April 14 - Los Angeles Lakers @ Utah Jazz - 7pm MT

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  1. Avery

    Avery Well-Known Member

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    A quick history lesson on why we deserve to lose and have a higher draft pick than the Lakers:

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    1. Ocean beaches vs. Great Salt Lake. Crashing waves, hot chicks in bikinis, underage drinking. Though we can at least compete in the latter, our own beaches are full of endless amounts of brine, constantly have airplanes flying over them much less the fact that actually stepping into the lake will cause you to contract 98 different diseases. Let us not forget the lake stink; as my grandpappy used to say, “Magna’s so ghetto even the lake stink won’t roll in.”

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    2. TV Shows Based in SC vs SLC. I watched ‘The OC’. I thought it was awesome – screw you if you didn’t like it. The girls were hot, the scripts were quirky and Ryan was a solid leading man as the misunderstood boy from Chino. Sure the second and third seasons derailed the show but didn’t the fourth season redeem it a little bit? In comparison, ask people what TV shows have been based in Utah and they’ll probably say Sister Wives and My Five Wives. Yes, the only two TV shows you can think of based in Utah feature polygamists who have to fill their wives up more than your F-350 at a Holiday station. Simply not fair and contrary to 99.9999% of how people actually live here.

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    3. Disneyland vs. Lagoon. Do I really need to go into depth here? Substitute Magic Mountain or even Knotts Berry Farm and it’s apparent that our own amusement park can’t compete. For too many years, families have had to load their minivans and venture down I-15 with their screaming infidels to actually have a good time. You owe us back, God. Speaking of which:

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    4. God vs. Soulless Assholes. Venture down to Hollywood and stroll down the Walk of Fame sometime and see just how godless this place is. Liquor store, porn store, Louis Vuitton store, etc. It's a scientific fact that there are more whores per capita in LA vs. anywhere in the world. Only in a place this ****ty can the Biebers and Kardashians pollute the earth with their existence. In comparison, I can’t even look out at my bathroom window while taking a leak and not see three church steeples rising towards the heavens. It’s apparent that God is on our side, but why hasn’t that translated into success? Of course, that leads to:

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    5. Championships vs. No Banners. The Staples Center features 16 championship banners in the rafters. You already know how many we have; The Bear will probably get one in a few years. It’s time to practice a bit of socialism and spread the wealth out.

    In conclusion, **** LA. This is our time.
     
  2. mellow

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    Lakers fans in utah are the most annoying creature on the planet. It makes me sad that the last home game will have thousands of mindless bottom feeders dressed in gold. The young jazz team deserves better.

    Fans of the lakers living in Utah ought to be called Utah Lakers, have you ever seen how nasty that lake is, muddy and full of carp. Maybe CARP is a better name for Utah Laker fans-- mindless, trash fish, living on the bottom, decked out in gold.

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    Imagine these ugly lips mindlessly mouthing lakers, lakers, lakers....

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  3. infection

    infection Well-Known Member Staff Member 2019 Award Winner 2018 Award Winner

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    What about the Dodgers vs. the Salt Lake Trappers?
    Or UCLA vs. SLCC?
    Or Fletch vs. Jim Swarthough?
    Or L. Ron Hubbard vs. Brian David Mitchell?
    Steve Jobs vs. Dell Schanze
    Jack Nicholson vs. Wilford Brimley
    Clippers vs. Ron Boone's Utah Stars
    Their Mexican food vs. Beto's.
    Cocaine vs. meth
     
  4. addictionary

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    The question is, will we see a 360 from Enes tomorrow night?


    He has been doing all kinds of stuff lately.

    Posterizer, reverse, alley oop.

    You name the next one.

    I think he is getting braver.

    I think his first actual 3 pointer is near.


     
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  5. The Thriller

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    I gotta admit...

    I think the chances of BYU winning the national championship in football AND basketball are greater than us losing this game.

    With that said, GO LAKERS!!!
     
  6. addictionary

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  8. fishonjazz

    fishonjazz Well-Known Member Contributor 2019 Award Winner 2018 Award Winner

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    I like lagoon better than disneyland
     
  9. Doublea

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    Marvin will probably be out too, so that should help.
     
  10. My2Cents

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    We have almost zero chance of losing this game. Or of beating the Lakers and Celtics in a coin toss.
     
  11. infection

    infection Well-Known Member Staff Member 2019 Award Winner 2018 Award Winner

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    No, what we have a bad chance at is not getting lead frogged by LA in the lottery.
     
  12. bovice

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    this is the biggest jazz game of the 21st century
     
  13. fgcamel

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    You know kanter is gonna put up 30/20, he always brings it vs LA
     
  14. fishonjazz

    fishonjazz Well-Known Member Contributor 2019 Award Winner 2018 Award Winner

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    We have seen enough of hayward and favors.

    They should sit these last 2 games out so we can see what we have in some of the other players.

    We would probably still window
     
  15. CAKAR

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    Is this game broadcasted at National TV ?
     
  16. kabenac

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    The Lakers are only down 1 at halftime against Memphis. I will be shocked if they actually win.
     
  17. jope

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    This game is ****ing pivotal

    Sent from the JazzFanz app
     
  18. Avery

    Avery Well-Known Member

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    No way the Lakers are going to lose this game. They only played eight guys tonight who were obviously tired towards the end of the game. They're not going to have fresh legs tomorrow.

    I mean, look at this crap:

    Pau Gasol, C DNP VERTIGO
    Chris Kaman, C DNP STRAINED RIGHT CALF
    Steve Nash, PG DNP NERVE ROOT IRRITATION
    Kent Bazemore, SG DNP COACH'S DECISION
    MarShon Brooks, SG DNP COACH'S DECISION

    I'll be shocked if we don't win by 15.

    Our only saving grace is that they play SA the final night who will be resting everyone.
     
  19. The Thriller

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    And that my friends, is how you tank!

    Lakers only play 8 players on the first night of a b2b. They sit out their 3 best players, Nash, Gasol, and Kaman.

    The jazz will try to win tomorrow. Boler will act as if somehow a "win" tomorrow is what the fans should want. Harp will harp on how we need to begin to build a winning culture and that a win against the lakers is key to that. And that drafting 6 isn't that big of a deal vs drafting 4.

    And we will win by double digits because the lakers won't even try tomorrow and we will.

    Aaron Gordon or Exum better be the gods that this board makes them out to be because this team is practically unwatchable. After this season there is very little to be excited over. All of our c5 have some glaring defects. Trey and his awful defense and limited vision. Burks doesn't play any defense. Hayward can't shoot and is fragile emotionally. Kanter is slow as molasses going uphill and sucks at defense. Favors is a teddy bear with limited offensive capabilities. And Gobert is really raw. Oh, and we need a new coach.
     
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  20. Fishsticks

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    :(. This makes me a dull boy
     

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