UGLI done lost his mind???

Discussion in 'Utah Jazz' started by UGLI baby, Dec 27, 2012.

  1. UGLI baby

    UGLI baby Well-Known Member

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    I'm considering purchasing tickets to the Lob City Slaughterfest tomorrow night. Have I lost my marbles? Am I off my bluesrocker for even considering this??

    If I promise to do cool/exciting things at the game will you guys contribute to my ticket cost through PayPal?

    Example: For a $5 contribution to my ticket cost, I'll drink lots of beers before, during, and after the game.

    For a $10 contribution I will take creeper pics of any beautiful women in my vicinity at the game and post them here UNCENSORED.

    For a $20 contribution I will flash the jumbotron.

    For a $50 contribution I will sit in the upper bowl and spend the entire game attempting to hit TyCo in the eye with paper airplanes.

    For a $100 contribution I will do all of the above, AND run onto the court and throw a pie at Big Al's face at some point during the 3rd qtr.

    Ok, so please let me know if I should go to the game and how much you want to contribute and stuff (fully tax deductible cuz technically I might be mentally retarded and this can be considered charitable givings)

    MODS: this is also the Jazz vs Clippers Dec 28th 7pm Game Thread
     
  2. HeavenHarris

    HeavenHarris Banned

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    I wil pay you cost + extra cash money + pos reps 4 life if you pick me up a "Legendary Devin Harris" jacket from the fan shop and mail it to me bro.

    £¥£
     
  3. Dr. Jones

    Dr. Jones In pursuit of #9 Contributor

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    I'll do the $100 .. except I'll make it $200 AFTER the deeds are done.
     
  4. freakazoid

    freakazoid Well-Known Member

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    I got .38 cents and a ripped Arby's coupon. Might be expired. What'll that get me?
     
  5. UGLI baby

    UGLI baby Well-Known Member

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    Dude, what?? You seem way to experienced at this...
     
  6. UGLI baby

    UGLI baby Well-Known Member

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    For 38 cents and a ripped Arby's coupon, I will run onto the court during warmups, brick a layup, then go over and bitch slap Harpring during the pre game show.
     
  7. HeavenHarris

    HeavenHarris Banned

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    as a former client of President PKM, i can confirm this. its not a bad thing bro. dont ask too many questions. just do it. do it.


    do it.
     
  8. Chris-L

    Chris-L Well-Known Member

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    im down. mods sticky plz
     
  9. UGLI baby

    UGLI baby Well-Known Member

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    OMG is PKM the mysterious Daddy Warbucks guy paying to watch people get peed on each morning???
     
  10. HeavenHarris

    HeavenHarris Banned

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    shhh shhh. no tears.
     
  11. Dr. Jones

    Dr. Jones In pursuit of #9 Contributor

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    I feel like I'm being peed on for free.
     
  12. UGLI baby

    UGLI baby Well-Known Member

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    Well that's better than paying for a pee treatment. I kinda feel like tomorrow I might be paying for Ty and Al to take turns peeing on me.
     
  13. Dr. Jones

    Dr. Jones In pursuit of #9 Contributor

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    I'll pay $300 to see that!
    space
    Oh wait ..
     
  14. UGLI baby

    UGLI baby Well-Known Member

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    I feel like Truman from the Truman show and your just the Director dude sitting up in that fake moon orchestrating everything.
     
  15. Zulu

    Zulu Well-Known Member

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    Here's my two cents.....

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  16. Dr. Jones

    Dr. Jones In pursuit of #9 Contributor

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    Haha, nope, just a regular dude wanting to see pies, planes, and peeing.
     
  17. HeavenHarris

    HeavenHarris Banned

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    i wish dutchjazzer would piss off
     
  18. Dr. Jones

    Dr. Jones In pursuit of #9 Contributor

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    I'll see your .02 and raise you .03

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  19. Zulu

    Zulu Well-Known Member

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    I actual own that coin..from Australia..
     
  20. Dr. Jones

    Dr. Jones In pursuit of #9 Contributor

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    Yeah, I was trying to make you feel kinda dirty for going euro and I bring the Aussie.
     

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