What in the damn hell is the Rally Churro?

Discussion in 'Utah Jazz' started by firegirl, Apr 18, 2017.

  1. firegirl

    firegirl Well-Known Member

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    I know a lot of you knuckleheads love this Rally Churro concept, but can you explain what it means? Maybe I'll like it once someone gives me some background.

    But as of right now, it's STUPID and you're trying too hard to be funny.
     

  2. infection

    infection Well-Known Member Staff Member 2018 Award Winner

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    If you think it's supposed to be funny then you've really misunderstood.
     
  3. LifeOnaPlate

    LifeOnaPlate Well-Known Member

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    Typing a response, please hold, everyone.
     
  4. tonstermits

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    dalamon Well-Known Member 2018 Prediction Contest Winner

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    Everyone please pray for OP. We cannot fault those who do not know-- it is our duty to enlighten, and to support.
     
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  6. LifeOnaPlate

    LifeOnaPlate Well-Known Member

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    Hi, firegirl. I sense you're frustrated by being out of the loop on the #rallychurro. The answer to your question about the origins of the churro depends on who you ask, really. According to legend (though most believers in the great churro such as myself hesitate to use that word because it connotes fiction), the churro was present from before the beginning of time as we know it, and has overseen the evolution of organic life from the beginning up until the development of the Utah Jazz franchise and the present team. The first known human account of the churro's presence occurred last year during Utah's push for the playoffs at the end of the season. The Jazz were struggling in a particular game when a fan went out to purchase a churro on the concourse. As if by magic, the Jazz suddenly turned things around, surging to victory. To "rally" means to overcome substantial odds against you, to come from behind, as it were, to turn things around. The churro's main bestowal of grace is the rally.

    This may in fact be an original image of the original churro.

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    One cool thing about the rally churro is it can be incarnated in any number of particular churros. The churro itself then is a larger force or entity which can be instantiated in churros around Jazz Nation. In that sense, the image above is merely one manifestation of the rally churro, and it led to victory that night.

    From that game onward, a small cadre of believers have petitioned the churro for its Jazz-enhancing powers to be bestowed. As you know, the Jazz didn't end up making the playoffs last year, which caused no small number of people to apostatize. Some of these apostates still frequent this message board. They doubt the churro's wisdom. They foolishly blame the churro for Utah's inauspicious luck. Meanwhile, the orthodox recognize that the churro's ways are higher than our ways, and therefore the proper trajectory to a championship included missing the playoffs last season according to the wisdom of the churro. The rally churro.

    You may go on believing the churro is STUPID. That's your choice. But it is also a sign that the churro has not yet bestowed its cinnamon love upon your soul, and has therefore not yet elected you to the fellowship of rally churro. Maybe someday. We can't all be chosen for the path of the churro.
     
  7. Saint Cy of JFC

    Saint Cy of JFC Well-Known Member

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    The one thing I know: If we dont get out of the 1st round this year the Rally Churro is dead to me.
     
  8. Stoked

    Stoked Well-Known Member Contributor 2018 Award Winner

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    Welcome to the forum and that is certainly a way to make your entrance lol.
     
  9. Gobzilla

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    It is quite possibly the dumbest thing ever.
     
  10. fishonjazz

    fishonjazz Well-Known Member Contributor 2018 Award Winner

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    Amen
     
  11. gomretat

    gomretat Well-Known Member

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    At the least the dumbest thing on this board
     
  12. str8line

    str8line Well-Known Member Contributor

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    Firegirl needs some "cinnamon love" bestowed upon her soul. LOL @ LifeOnaPlate.
     
  13. addictionary

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    The mystery of the religion is what it derives its power from. One cannot simply know what Rally Churro is.
     
  14. Rubashov

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    In nomine Patris et Filii et Rally Churro. Amen.
     
  15. str8line

    str8line Well-Known Member Contributor

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  16. Rubashov

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    Rubashov Well-Known Member

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  18. Rubashov

    Rubashov Well-Known Member

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    Sorry I might have lost my **** temporarily, whatever makes you happy i suppose...
     
  19. str8line

    str8line Well-Known Member Contributor

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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XmNPXqG6ovg
     
  20. Gobzilla

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    Now the rally Charo I can get on board with! lol
     

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