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Why can't Gordan Hayward be Chandler Parsons?

Discussion in 'Utah Jazz' started by Beantown, Nov 18, 2012.

  1. Beantown

    Beantown Well-Known Member

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    Is sometime's what I think when I watch Parsons play. But then you looks at the stats:

    Hayward beats Parson's in points, FG%, and blocks while playing about 10 mintues LESS than him.


    The point is sometimes the grass looks greener on the other side....if it looks that green its probably turf.

    Go Jazz.
     
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  2. Beantown

    Beantown Well-Known Member

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    Gordon*
     
  3. Dr. Jones

    Dr. Jones In pursuit of #9 Contributor

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    Parsons has always been a better shooter (that's by memory, not fact-finding).
     
  4. HeavenHarris

    HeavenHarris Banned

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    what? Hayward is better than Parsons. dont need stats to tell me that.
     
  5. Dr. Jones

    Dr. Jones In pursuit of #9 Contributor

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    stale-mate .. fact.
     
  6. Beantown

    Beantown Well-Known Member

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    I agree but they are fairly close. I think it comes down to Hayward being a lottery pick and Parson's was a second rounder.
     
  7. Jazz4ever

    Jazz4ever Well-Known Member

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    Parson's higher shooting percentage is attributed to that severe, untreatable case of acne he has. No one wants to get near him in the event one of them 'splodes.
     
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  8. Dr. Jones

    Dr. Jones In pursuit of #9 Contributor

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    Done. I hereby wish a case of bad acne upon Gordon Hayward. Excellent thought, J4e.
     
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  9. Gas

    Gas Well-Known Member

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    Because Gordan was born something else.
     
  10. Beantown

    Beantown Well-Known Member

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    Yes, and Hayward has the skin of a 2 month old baby's bum.
     
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  11. HeavenHarris

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    ...but parson's doesnt have a higher shooting percentage...
     
  12. UGLI baby

    UGLI baby Well-Known Member

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    I'll bet $40 that Hayward has a 10x better career than Parsons.
     
  13. Chris-L

    Chris-L Well-Known Member

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    i accept
     
  14. Gas

    Gas Well-Known Member

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    Ill take that bet
    That means Hayward has to average 10x the stats Parsons does.
     
  15. UGLI baby

    UGLI baby Well-Known Member

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    Hack and Chris L, send me the $40 for safe keepings, then we will decide after both careers are over who the winner is.

    You have my paypal info.
     
  16. Chris-L

    Chris-L Well-Known Member

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    i feel like i've been here before........
     
  17. Chris-L

    Chris-L Well-Known Member

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    money sent
     
  18. Dr. Jones

    Dr. Jones In pursuit of #9 Contributor

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    It's okay, Chris. UGLI is endorsed by Western Union. Your money is a-ok safe.
     
  19. Beantown

    Beantown Well-Known Member

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    Well you do have 2,044 posts on this website so Im pretty sure this isn't your first visit to Jazzfanz.com
     
  20. Gas

    Gas Well-Known Member

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    Im thinking of starting up a Jazzfanz sports betting system. Ill be the bookie and people can make bets through paypal. Its on the internet, so Im pretty sure its legal.

    You guys wanna place some bets? I know Wes Mantooth does. He'll be my best customer.

    Who's down?
     

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