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Pre Game



0-9 in games to get to .500. I’m sick man

Is tonight the night that we finally do that thing that I won't explicitly mention because every time we have an opportunity to do this thing, we fail to do the thing, and I don't want to jinx us?

Delete this bro u Finna jinx us

Don't mention The Thing.

Gosh I sure hope we don't go .500 tonight

(reverse psychology)

See y’all at 2 games under .500 tomorrow





1st Half



Kessler 3 to start, wonderful lmao



today i learned tht is on the jazz



We look like we could use a few days off



0/75 from three it seems



Don't let my gf see this but that Jazz girl with the black clothes was fire, phew.



When did lauri markenan become so jacked? His shoulders are shredded



Utah playing Johnny Cash on a quarter break just feels.. on brand lol



lol we struggling to score against a lineup of Kris’ Dunn/JTA/Fontecchio/Lauri/and some guy I don’t even recognize



That pistachio lad on the Jazz really is good at bricking



These dancers remind me of the 80s aerobic workout tapes



Really dislike Olynyk, he just looks like a goofy surf boy



That Jazz logo at center court is an all-time logo that they never should’ve gotten rid of



What a marvelous finish to the half, 9-0 run! Go on lads



When did Lauri get this explosive!



2nd Half



they're ****ing huge though. that Markkanen-Kessler frontcourt gives me goosebumps



Yeah Kessler gonna be a good Gobert replacement. But their depth doesn’t beat ours. Plus Shai > anyone they have



Hahahaha Shai basically sent THT to the shadow realm, had to foul.



Giddey having a disasterclass of a game lol I can only hope he plays better in the 4th

Bro who downvoted this lol we can admit Giddey is playing badly right now, just have to hope he plays better in the 4th like he usually does



kessler is really good



That settles it. We’re ending the season 40-42 and not reaching .500 one single time.



Jazz pulled off highway robbery for that Gobert trade holy ****

That’s the strategy for trading an All Star away. Get all the picks + young talent you can

They got way more than they should have Gobert is easily exploited.

We knew this before we even knew what kessler was. Worst trade in all sports history thh

Amazing trade for them. Only the TWolves lmao

Pretty amazing they got a guy who could easily be as good as Gobert + all the picks from a dumpster fire organisation like the Wolves for Gobert.



Lauri is ******* bro. So good



Jazz fans must be angry bc of these calls. I sure as hell would be



No answer for Lauri.



They really got Kelly Olynyk, Walker Kessler, and Lauri Markannen on the floor at the same time. How are we supposed to come close to that size lmao



Lauri is for real. Our O has been uuuuuuugly this quarter. Fingers crossed we can pull this out.



Lauri playing like a dirk on PEDs. Wtf



I do not like that Kessler fellow



Size is killing us tonight lol, it really showing that our tallest guy is 6'9" rn



Lauri playing like a dirk on PEDs. Wtf

Or Kessler or Olynyk. This small ball lineup is rightfully being killed by Utah's size



I can’t wait to watch Shai make that little kid in the Clarkson jersey cry with a buzzer beater here



Markkanen is crazy



WTF LAURI IS ON ONE



After a rough to watch first 3 quarters this game is now so ****ing hype. This crowd is legit



Kessler is so good



Lauri Markkanen is going to beat us. Unreal

I knew he was having a good season but he was unstoppable. How did that happen? Lauri looked like Giannis against us in the paint

Not even his best poster of the night, gonna need therapy after this



wow Kessler came up clutch on both ends



Goddam.. Lauri is good as hell

If I had a vote for MIP, it would be for Lauri



This has to be Giddeys worst game of his career right?



I wanna punch walker kessler in the throat



Utah's strategy of leaving us wide open for three has been incredible tonight.



Chet can absolutely guard/neutralize Kessler. People acting like Kessler bangs down low. He’s just tall as ****.



Jordan Clarkson = black Jack Sparrow



Dude is 7’1 with massive wingspan and will probably have put on muscle by then too



Post Game



Spain but remove the S



why would we put out 6”6 kenrich to play center in crunch time while the jazz have 3 6”10 guys on the court?….



They gave it all they had. I hated since the guy was on the 3 pt & got fouled he got 3 free throws (is that legit?) which just happened to put them 1 pt ahead before time ran out . Well thanks ref's.

Still love to watch them play!! What fun!



Such a sad loss. We should of won this one in regulation time.



SGA missing that free throw and then the foul on 3 was a brutal way to lose



Not gonna lie that wasn't a foul on Jordan Clarkson.



I’m fine with losing but losing because we can’t make clutch free throws and then a reckless closeout is just frustrating as hell.



omfg this dude kessler is eating us



They’re blocking everything



Dance cam in salt lake is truly something



That boy Markeden is insane.



The rebounding is going to the super tall Jazz team.



Any time jazz fans are happy. It’s a bad day



Markkanen is gonna be a ****in problem in the league.

He was freakin insane. No idea he had that kind of explosiveness either

This guy didn’t take a leap in improvement, he took a long jump.



One of my favorite thunder games this year. Walker Kessler is a ****ing beast. They traded Rudy gobert for younger Rudy gobert and 4 first.



Without Kessler, the interior is like Swiss cheese



Wild 50+ games and this is our first time seeing Jazz.



We’re really about to lose this ****ing game huh?



The City of OKC needs to make 2/23 Kenrich Williams Day



Was lauri at all like this on the bulls?

I thought he was just a good corner 3pt shooter and not much else. I was wrong



i’m gonna be honest, without looking at social media all game, i feel like the jazz have been screwed over all night with foul calls. if the teams were switched, i’d have the strongest us vs everyone mentality



Have we ever been blocked this many times in a game?

Kessler is something special.



God dammit. An ugly game, goes to OT on the first half of a road back-to-back, and a loss. That’s about as bad as the night could have gone.



The real .500 is the friends we made along the way



Wtf Kessler a beast



Jazz straight up bent the T’Wolves over in that Rudy Gobert trade. Kessler is gonna be way more playable than Gobert in the playoffs plus all those picks unprotected.



That Kessler guy is legit



This almost seems scripted. Our 91% free throw shooter missing a clutch free throw and then a bailout whistle on their last shot.



They need to drug test Lauri Markkanen

And if he passes it ok we need to send UTAH some FRP's for him



Lauri is their SGA no way Utah gives him up unless it's for Chet and Dort, at minimum



We need a Kessler to put next to Chet



lauri is quite impressive



Lauri is playing out of his damn mind tonight



Stupid. Stupid. Stupid *** loss. We need Chet



Most angry I've been about a game all year, ****



.500 isn’t real, .500 can’t hurt you



Jazz had splits of 42/27/85 and we still ****ing lost, this team is so unserious, I don’t care if this season is “house money” being 0-7 in games that make us .500 in the season is horrible



It’s wild because every time they get within one game they ****ing play like dog ****



It’s just a constant cycle of playing well and then completely ******** the bed when it’s game that could make us .500



That Olynyk, Lauri, Kessler lineup killed us. We went small but that 4th quarter showed we still need a wing who can get his shot. I think JDub can eventually be that guy but we need to be able to attack Kelly/Walker ad nauseam when they do that 90’s bs.

Also why even play Josh to close the game when SGA just ISO’s?…. He passed up and open three and I like the drive and floater but if Josh is playing we can’t do hero ball



4th Law of Thermodynamics: In a closed system the OKC Thunder can not have a .500 record



We're the best team in the league when we're 2 games below .500 and the worst team in the league when we're 1 game below .500. Utah did everything they could to give us this game and we refused.



Lauri just broke so many hearts damn, he’s incredible. And how about that crowd, so hype!



Walker Kessler, damn what a monster and he's still a rookie



Quotes from around the league



Kessler is a monster man sheesh

He looks like Todd from breaking bad

Completely outhustled three of them twice. Great ****.

Look away Minnesota fans



walker kessler is absurdly good. you rarely ever see rookie centers as refined as him.



I understand the Kessler hype now wow



Getting solid skilled Center play just transforms a team and opens it up for everyone to play better. I have been very impressed by Kessler every time I watch a Jazz game



That’s skills challenge champion Walker Kessler to you



I can't believe the Jazz managed to just swap Gobert for this guy. He's hitting 3's now too lmao



This guy better get ROY votes. Because he is really ****ing good



Three point specialist Walker Kessler blocks his 7th shot of the game, at the buzzer, to send it to overtime.



Right after hitting the game tying shot on the other end. Walker Kessler is having his best game of the year. Kid is special.



They went from Gobert immediately into Walker. Jazz looks like they hit the jackpot with this guy.



This kid moves so well, he reminds me of young Joakim



To do this on a chasedown without fouling actually requires some ridiculous defensive instincts and timing



Randomly tuned into an awesome game. That Lauri baseline monster jam and tip in next possession was savage.



This was one of the most fun games I’ve seen in a while. Jazz had a mini dunkfest in the second half that was phenomenal



Insane recovery, Joe had him beat and he still got the block



This is what Warriors fans wanted Wiseman's trajectory to be defensively. This guy's rookie year is HOF-trajectory, he'll get there if he develops offensively too. Ainge did it again here for the Gobert haul



Incredible block. Kid is going places.



This kid really is a ****in monster. Rich man's Gobert



That Gobert trade looks worse every day lol. Might go up there with the Big 3 Nets as one of the worst trades in history.



Such a clean block and such a quick lateral speed to shadow Isiah Joe.



GOBERT WHO?

Utah has his new center for a decade.



The baseline dunk was a think of beauty. Even if it was another tomahawk lol



I would die for Lauri Markkanen



I know it hurts but just think that Lauri is a casualty of the grenade that was Boylen to finally blow GarPax the **** out of the FO



The last seconds block by Kessler was clutch too, what a thriller



I honestly think MIP is gonna be the easiest award to pick this season. Lauri has got that **** locked up.



Lauri is a god damn beast.



I swear he is really not that far off prime Dirk level. The guy is a stone cold offensive assassin.



This jazz team is so fun to watch wow



Lauri and Kessler are such a perfect fit as a front court pairing



Lauri for Spida straight up??? You sure bro



Man, the jazz really auto simulated through a whole rebuild. Got a franchise piece in Lauri who can be built around. And all those damn pick for Gobert who got replaced by superior Kessler. I still hate y’all tho.



The double-unsuccessful challenges were hilarious



Hello darkness my old parlay killer friend



Man so much props to the Jazz. Lauri and Kessler are for real.



Bulls

Each time I see Lauri go off this year I can't help but be happy. But also sad because we should've done better by him.



And some of yall telling me Lauri didnt deserve all star? For shame mfs



Rookies with 7+ blocks and 18+ rebounds in a game: Walton, Sampson, Olajuwon, Admiral, Mourning, Shaq, John Henson, and Walker Kessler



This dude just swatted our guards all game. We ****ed around and found out



Imagine giving him up for Rudy.

Jesus Minnesota



Damn. Imagine Kessler with the Memphis scorekeeper



Walker Kessler in the win against OKC: 7 points, 18 rebounds, 7 blocks. The game tying bucket with 4.6 remaining and the game saving block at the end of regulation.



7 blocks sheesh



You guys got your instant Rudy replacement



How long will people realize Kessler is ambidextrous when blocking. He throws both hands up but has insane timing and hand eye coordination to swat down shots with either hand.



I don’t care that he has no shot to win it, he’s my ROTY.



Minnesota really had their own Gobert but didn’t know it I can’t believe it’s gonna go down as one of the worst trades of all time



That's a lot of rebounds and blocks. That boy tall. I have a theory that being freakishly and abnormally tall is a huge benefit in the game of Basketball since the rim is ten feet in the air.



Jazz went from Rudy to Walker. Amazing



Dudes gonna be better than Rudy by next year.

Generational fleecing by the Jazz
 
As much as I loved the Lauri and Kessler hype stuff, the .500 stuff just killed me.
Is tonight the night that we finally do that thing that I won't explicitly mention because every time we have an opportunity to do this thing, we fail to do the thing, and I don't want to jinx us?
Don't mention The Thing.
The real .500 is the friends we made along the way
.500 isn’t real, .500 can’t hurt you
 
Anybody have a quick thought we stumbled into Lauri and Kessler and just get a little abnormally giddy?
I like what you did there. Giddey isnt a good fit with SGA and OKC fans are much more in love with the latter.
 
Is tonight the night that we finally do that thing that I won't explicitly mention because every time we have an opportunity to do this thing, we fail to do the thing, and I don't want to jinx us?
This is how you become a 40 yr old virgin.

lol we struggling to score against a lineup of Kris’ Dunn/JTA/Fontecchio/Lauri/and some guy I don’t even recognize
This makes me sad.
That settles it. We’re ending the season 40-42 and not reaching .500 one single time.

Any time jazz fans are happy. It’s a bad day
I wish I could be happy, the tank is totaled
Lauri is their SGA no way Utah gives him up unless it's for Chet and Dort, at minimum
Ummmmmm no!!
500 isn’t real, .500 can’t hurt you
Ya that’s healthy
Jazz had splits of 42/27/85 and we still ****ing lost, this team is so unserious, I don’t care if this season is “house money” being 0-7 in games that make us .500 in the season is horrible
With the way OKC can’t get to 500 and the jazz can’t tank is like Thanos the mad titan saying he’s inevitable. There was no chance we were losing this game. Lol
 
jazz fans must be angry bc of these calls. i sure as hell would be
that was an absolutely brutal stretch where okc got every whistle. one of the craziest stretches of reffing i've seen. and honestly they weren't horrible calls, but they were calls that could have gone either way or not have been called at all and every call went against utah
 
I giggled through all of these quotes. Like, out loud. The dude that sits outside my office looked at me like I'm insane. Of course, he does that every day for some reason.
Well I'm sure those looks are justified, because your "office" is outside your kid's old principal's house, fogging up his bathroom window, he prolly secretely likes it beause he's too old and lonley to call the cops or get a restraining order.
 
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