Things your significant other does that drives you cray

[fishonjazz]

For the sake of this thread, option 1 would be best. For your sanity and well-being though, take number 2.

Lol

 

[fishonjazz]

Beers stories about his wife are the funniest, saddest things ever.

I love them.
Thanks beers wife

 

[nightmare3983]

Beers stories about his wife are the funniest, saddest things ever.

I love them.
Thanks beers wife

I second every word of this post.

 

[Beer]

Beers stories about his wife are the funniest, saddest things ever.

I love them.
Thanks beers wife

So after sending me a text about not being a grumpy *** when I get home I come home to her being a GD nightmare. The irony.

 

[nightmare3983]

So after sending me a text about not being a grumpy *** when I get home I come home to her being a GD nightmare. The irony.

Irony, or hypocrisy?

 

[Beer]

Irony, or hypocrisy?

Can't it be both?

Either way I'm going to copy and paste her original text and send it to her later. It will be hilarious.

 

[Beer]

You know on TV shows, like Mad Men for example, where the husband just goes out drinking after work and shows up at home sometime really late? I think tonight will be one of those nights.

 

[fishonjazz]

You know on TV shows, like Mad Men for example, where the husband just goes out drinking after work and shows up at home sometime really late? I think tonight will be one of those nights.

Meet me at the green pig around 7 oclock.
Going to do a bar crawl. Hitting 8 bars tonight

 

[Beer]

Meet me at the green pig around 7 oclock.
Going to do a bar crawl. Hitting 8 bars tonight

If I didnt have an ungodly amount of stuff to do I'd be in. Gotta get all the shiii put away in our new house before I lose my mind.

 

[fishonjazz]

If I didnt have an ungodly amount of stuff to do I'd be in. Gotta get all the shiii put away in our new house before I lose my mind.

Damn life always getting in the way

 

[Dr. Jones]

If I didnt have an ungodly amount of stuff to do I'd be in. Gotta get all the shiii put away in our new house before I lose my mind.

Shouldn't your wife be unjetlagged by now?

 

[Beer]

Shouldn't your wife be unjetlagged by now?

Its probably technically my responsibility to arrange the couches and tvs and such. Everything else is on her though.