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I love cheap thrills and great action flicks as much as the next meathead. So when I saw how much hype and great reviews Mad Max got, I couldn't wait to go see it. Let me just say this was the worst letdown of my life. Even worse then when I took the biggest/easiest slut in my grade to prom instead of one of my good girlfriends for the sole fact I thought it'd be an easy way to get laid, then she ended up just getting too drunk and puking and passing out before the party even ended and everyone went to hookup.

This movie is trash. It has no plot, not much suspense, no character development and the action scenes are visually cool but not that exciting.

If movies were NBA coaches, this movie would be Ty Corbin
 
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Ya, I'm sure you are right and the rest of the world is wrong. Seems likely
 
Nah bro it was a great movie for its genre, it never pretended to be a "Beautiful Mind" or anyone of those 'Miramax' type movie. Once you can get past that fact I think it would be easier for you to just sit back and enjoy the ride.
 
It wasn't trash, but I agree in that it was a disappointment. They overdid the driving scenes instead of working more on the story like they should have. It really had so much more potential than the final product.
 
It was the best action movie I have ever seen hands down. Probably a top 10 overall movie ever.

It has more plot and character development than you are giving it credit for. It all isn't just explicitly told to you through direct wording. There is a lot of symbolism in the movie if you have a brain.
 
Cappy_Smurf said:
It wasn't trash, but I agree in that it was a disappointment. They overdid the driving scenes instead of working more on the story like they should have. It really had so much more potential than the final product.
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lol. Overdid the driving scenes in a Mad Max movie? That's like saying there is too manyboobs in a porno.
 
Cy said:
It was the best action movie I have ever seen hands down. Probably a top 10 overall movie ever.

It has more plot and character development than you are giving it credit for. It all isn't just explicitly told to you through direct wording. There is a lot of symbolism in the movie if you have a brain.
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Cy said:
lol. Overdid the driving scenes in a Mad Max movie? That's like saying there is too manyboobs in a porno.
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Mad max was awesome. That being said, I am a person who has willingly attended two gwar concerts, so I felt pretty much at home.

My theory is that Oderus urungus wrote the screenplay and was trying to make a big hit like fast and furrrious, but didn't realize he was on crack pretty much the entire time.

It was awesome. And if you don't know who Oderus urungus is, do yourself a huge favor and watch some gwar music videos. You will probably not thank me later, and will most def be scarred for a little while.
 
I personally hate action movies (for several reasons: predictability, unrealistic action, etc) but I thought Mad Max was one of the better, if not, best action movie I've seen. Not only was it basically non-stop action (what an action movie should be) but it also didn't have a stupid b-story/love story...it was full throttle action movie that never really let up. It also did a great job creating this beautiful fictional world that really made you feel like you were a part of it (similarly to what Avatar did).

There's a reason why its the highest rated action movie of all time. It definitely deserves it.
 
Cy said:
lol. Overdid the driving scenes in a Mad Max movie? That's like saying there is too manyboobs in a porno.
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Yeah, I probably should have watched it baked out of my mind like you, and I probably would have liked it better. Hell, why even have a story at all? Maybe the next one will just be a 2 hour driving scene from start to finish.
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Haven't seen it, but all I hear is that it's unique in that it's a feministy action movie (to the point that there are male rights activists protesting it or some ****? lol)
 
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