Our Utah Jazz @ The Sacramento Boom Bitches, 3/29 8:30 PM Mountain

[David Stern]

Praise be unto Fat Boris and the Churros, who singlehandedly carried us to a win on Monday night. We hope that this thread will once again appease them both as we take on the Sacramento Boom Bitches, led by:

Shrek....

Donkey from Shrek....

ANDDDDD

THE ALMIGHTY BOOM BITCHES!!

As they face Our Jazz, who are led by:

Joe "He's not your Dad, but he sure looks like him" Ingles



Quin "Get that **** outta here" Snyder

ANDDD once again.......

FAT BORIS!!

I'd like to take a moment of silence to remember Derrick Favors, who is obviously dead:

Thank you. Now here come the Churros!

GO JAZZ!

 

[fishonjazz]

I'm gonna go ahead and declare this the best gamethread of the year so far (even though that last picture didn't load for me)
Who is that blonde churro sucker? Julianne hough?

 

[fishonjazz]

Btw, boris isn't fat enough in his picture.

Gonna need a fatter boris

 

[Stoked]

Go Jazz!!!!!!

 

[LifeOnaPlate]

Kings have been playing well without Cousins. This game's a trap.

 

[fishonjazz]

Kings have been playing well without Cousins. This game's a trap.

 

[SCS]

I hope Hayward is back. The Kings have given us trouble in every meeting this season and they are hot right now.

 

[Ron Mexico]

Btw, boris isn't fat enough in his picture.

Gonna need a fatter boris

How about a video of Gobert getting pranked by Diaw?

[video]https://streamable.com/ndsd

 

[Ron Mexico]

Or we have a baby 17 year old Diaw

[video=dailymotion;x1zvf7i]https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x1zvf7i_boris-diaw-et-tony-parker-a-l-insep-a-la-fin-des-annees-90_sport#.U6QGyHGpAto.reddit

 

[David Stern]

Btw, boris isn't fat enough in his picture.

Gonna need a fatter boris

 

[David Stern]

Kings have been playing well without Cousins. This game's a trap.

The key to the game is not letting the bitches go boom. If the bitches don't go boom, then we win.

 

[fishonjazz]

That first picture might be too fat. Damn.