We've Seen This Movie Before

[MeloTheJazzKiller]

You're better than this MtJK, step up your game.

Nah, it's a pretty good post.
The best part is my avatar. I still have Melo the Jazz killer as a Knick.
Come on, my post is full of great comedy.
(And also full of some great insight into sports. The Jazz truly are done.)

 

[Harambe]

Nah, it's a pretty good post.
The best part is my avatar. I still have Melo the Jazz killer as a Knick.
Come on, my post is full of great comedy.
(And also full of some great insight into sports. The Jazz truly are done.)

I appreciate your dedication to a player.

You're a ***** for it, but I appreciate your dedication.

 

[Gameface]

 

[MeloTheJazzKiller]

Love the knicks in the playoffs scrub? How about your husband's playoff heroics?

Uhh, my Knicks have won TWO championships.
How many have the Jazz won?
Oh, wait a minute. We can't even answer that because ZERO is not even a real number.

2 > 0

ONE!

TWO!

ZERO!

 

[MeloTheJazzKiller]

I appreciate your dedication to a player.

Melo is pretty darn great.
Top player -- championship winner in NCAA, gold medal winner -- the guy brings greatness to any team he plays for.

Plus, he ain't a bad person. Never been a troublemaker. (He did have a fling with a stripper here in New York, but, man, you should have seen that stripper! Totally understandable.) He's a gentle, quiet guy that really takes a ton of abuse and he really doesn't deserve it.

I am rooting for the Jazz...but I am also rooting for Melo to shut everybody up. I say he puts down 30 tonight.

 

[Getting Traded]

I have a bad feeling in the pit of my stomach.. there are so many things going through my head.. I just realized Donovan is due to have a mediocre or bad game.. he has had 5 straight awesome games, scoring more then his average.. I get the feeling thunder will try to eliminate gobert by driving relentlessly on him with the intent to draw fouls and refs will oblige.. I hate this feeling and really hope I am wrong, but i feel thunder will come out with a killer instinct and we may not be able to match it.. we need to win this game,, but I must say I am demoralized...

This is the mentality of a loser. Let's take a different perspective, the winning one -- we are still in the driver's seat, we have home court. They lose and they're done. Stop this loser's mentality, let's go out and kick their butt.

 

[MeloTheJazzKiller]

What's really funny about the troll's comment and name is that OKC went on their run after they benched Melo.

You clearly do not know sports.
In every sport all players have their roles and do specific things that help their team win.
Gobert -- defense
Westbrook -- scoring
Melo -- sitting on the bench

If Melo sitting for 40 minutes tonight will help his team win, then he can still rightly be called Melo The Jazz Killer.

 

[silesian]

Let's not pick on Melothejazzkiller. He obviously has issues. His last championship was 43 years ago, just after the Jazz came into existence. Since then you have to admire a dude who follows the Cleveland Browns of basketball. That's loyalty we should applaud

And all this losing has loosened a few wires. He believes Burke plays like Iverson, Mel-Porz were the greatest duo in the NBA, Harden plays stiffer defense than Gobert, and Gobert is a "decent player"

He needs our pity. He needs our support. Be a compassionate human and give him what he needs to get through another day.

 

[MeloTheJazzKiller]

..He believes Burke plays like Iverson.

Dude, Burke IS Iverson!

You Jazz had him. Lost him. Now we have Iverson 2.0. Deal with it.

 

[Harambe]

Melo was a pretty darn great individual player.

FTFY

 

[MeloTheJazzKiller]

Melo was a pretty darn great individual player.

Hmmm.
Donovan Mitchell is a pretty darn selfish individual player.
Fixed that for you.

 

[Harambe]

Hmmm.
Donovan Mitchell is a pretty darn selfish individual player.
Fixed that for you.

Can you say Melo's been great this series? This year?

I can say Donovan has certainly been unselfish at times. He's passed up plenty of shots.