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*OFFICIAL* Non-LDS thread (no Mormons allowed)

Sloanfeld

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Half the topics on the general board are 'BYU this, Joseph Smith that'. So now it's time for some non-Mormon chat.

Soooo...let's have a roll call and start a non-Mormon revolution. I'll start.

I'm Sloanfeld, and I didn't go on a mission.

Next.
 
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Mr. Sloanfeld,

I would like to send you a book accompanied by a challenge that will change your life forever. Please enter your address below and I will have it rush shipped, by foot of course.
 
On behalf of all the non-LDS members of the board, we apologize for Sloan-Failed.

I hate people like you, because it's trendy to hate on Sloanfeld, and you follow the lemmings to that trend. That aside, I actually do you think you provide an interesting perspective on some topics but your downfall is hating on Sloanfeld in order to fit in. Verdict: Unoriginal.
 
I hate people like you, because it's trendy to hate on Sloanfeld, and you follow the lemmings to that trend. That aside, I actually do you think you provide an interesting perspective on some topics but your downfall is hating on Sloanfeld in order to fit in. Verdict: Unoriginal.

As long as we are bashing on unoriginal then I'm pulling you in. People already start threads about me. Me, and NAOS. In addition, one moderator is extra attentive, and, like your new itch to scratch, just can't not respond. You dug your own grave with this unoriginal thread, but, as an attention whore of the highest magnitude, I thank you profusely for giving the attention I want and deserve.

I will give you this one thing. The place is stale. You, being my newest lackey going along with my antics, are making the place semi interesting again. I facebook like followers, and I. LIKE. YOU!! Now, if you could just take it up above me to Archie's level of making it interesting then I would rep you for the first time ever. I've told you it is in your court. Getting relevant is all you need to do to solve the problem you've been begging me solve for you. I will rep you, ok? If and when you step to the plate. In the meantime, stop begging. Please.
 
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This lady is obsessed with me more than Boozer. First she gave me this negative rep and then starts a thread about who? Me. Take a cold shower, lady. I like you on facebook too, but your mancrush is getting kind of creepy. I might have to invent a unibrow heroin addicted, mispellin reporter image just to stalk you back. And no, we are not hiring right now.

Crack a Diet Uncafinated Beverage of Your Choice!
 
On behalf of all the non-LDS members of the board, we apologize for Sloan-Failed.

IAWTP

I would also like to extend an apology behalf of all the members of the baord comfortable with homophobic language use. I'd try to list them, but I don't think I have enough time in a day.
 
I hate people like you, because it's trendy to hate on Sloanfeld, and you follow the lemmings to that trend. That aside, I actually do you think you provide an interesting perspective on some topics but your downfall is hating on Sloanfeld in order to fit in. Verdict: Unoriginal.

Nice try, but as usual, way off the mark.

I'm a Sloan-Failed "hater" because I disagree with most of your views, the fact that you're always making threads about yourself (seriously, it's worse than speaking in the 3rd person) and the fact that even when you're proven dead wrong, you refuse to aknowledge it.

I could give a **** what the Jazzfanz masses think of you.
 
Ive grown up in Utah my whole life and been a part of an active Mormon family. I never really believed in God. I am a Mormon atheist, if that makes sense.
 
IAWTP

I would also like to extend an apology behalf of all the members of the baord comfortable with homophobic language use. I'd try to list them, but I don't think I have enough time in a day.

I just want to make sure I'm following this right.
Jazzman, and you as non-LDS members apologize for Sloanfeld, which I can understand.
One Brow, now you are apologizing for the other posters on the baoauard that are comfortable with homophobic language use?
Does that mean you are one of those people comfy with homophobic language use?
Just trying to clarify.
 
I would also like to extend an apology behalf of all the members of the baord comfortable with homophobic language use. I'd try to list them, but I don't think I have enough time in a day.

One Brow, now you are apologizing for the other posters on the baoauard that are comfortable with homophobic language use?
Does that mean you are one of those people comfy with homophobic language use?

No, no. He's apologizing to those that are comfortable using the word gay. Not sure what he's apologizing about? Perhaps he's started using the word gay himself and feels liberated.
 
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