Tomorrow team USA takes on Rudy Gobert. I have sent the following e-mail to USA coach Popovich:
Dear Coach Pop:
I know you like to rest players. Well, in tomorrow's game against Gobert you can rest all your players and just put two out there on the court: Paul George and Terance Mann. Those two exposed Gobert for what he is: a big guy who can't play basketball. In the close out playoff game against Mann and George, Gobert was an astounding minus 24. Pop, you can beat Gobert and his teammates just by using Terance Mann and Paul George.
Signed,
MeloTheJazzKiller
PS: Pop, I know basketball so trust me on this. Terrance Mann and Paul George (or even just a Reggie Jackson) are enough to beat a Gobert team.
This aged well