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For those of you BYU pukes cheering Jimmer...

This could be fun...

I'm an atheist who was raised in a very mormon household and have lived in many communities which are to some degree influence by the mormon faith, so I think the op painting with too broad a brush when it comes to mormons. In some communities questioning the church is very much frowned upon- I know because it was made very clear to me what kind of literature was ok to read and what wasn't due to it being "anti-mormon" or "of the devil". At the same time there are some places where mormon leaders have much more open minds. A few years ago I had meetings with a couple missionaries every week for about a year and all we did was question our own and each others views on the church/religion in general. In conclusion f*** BYU.
 
You guys disappoint me with religious discussion. Can't we all just make fun of BYU students?

Or the coeds.

What's the difference between a byu coed and a toilet?

You don't have to take the toilet home after you use it.
 
Ok he spoke it and others wrote it down :/

Atheists are halfway Muslim already. You have already done half of the Shahada (The Muslim declaration of faith). "There is no god but Allah."
You have already done the "there is no god" part. Just need the "But Allah."

For this I congratulate the atheists.
 
God is real.

"Have those who disbelieved not considered that the heavens and the earth were a joined entity, and We separated them and made from water every living thing? Then will they not believe?" Qur'an 21:30

An illiterate man living in the desert wrote that 1400 years ago. He should get the noble prize for the Big Bang Theory and not Hubble.
Also ALL living things are made from water, every single one. All cells contain cytoplasm which contains 50-80% water. Not to mention extracellular water. The verse making the boldest claims that are true is along with the line that asks why people deny's its miracle.

Insha'Allah you accept Islam.

I appreciate your passion, but basing your faith on the scientific veracity of sacred writings is shaky business. Thales (first Greek philosopher c. 600 BCE) believed that the prime substance was water from which everything came. He was antedated by Egyptian theogonies/cosmogonies such as the Ogdoad. In addition, philosophers such as Leucippus and Democritus then through the Epicureans belied that everything was composed of atoms (that which cannot be cut) and when we died our bodies broke up into these atoms and that nothing can be destroyed only transferred into something else. Epicurus was considered a holy man by his followers, but would you call them holy based on their deductions? It seems that science can support one's religion but doesn't have to--only when it's convenient.
 
Ok he spoke it and others wrote it down :/

Atheists are halfway Muslim already. You have already done half of the Shahada (The Muslim declaration of faith). "There is no god but Allah."
You have already done the "there is no god" part. Just need the "But Allah."

For this I congratulate the atheists.

You're bad at message boards
 
Hey Jimmer Lovers

AIRBALL!


Get banged on.




Now I know some of the Jimmer lovers probably don't care about the Jazz much but our fans should have boo'd when when the Jimmer lovers started cheering.
 
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